"Hello, Mitch."

[madamesilverspurs]

I’d love to meet Mitch McConnell. Really, I would.

With my cane and my oxygen and my trifocals, I’d take his hand in mine, smile sweetly, and in my best old lady voice I'd ask “Exactly what the fuck is wrong with you?!”


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[mr_lebowski]

1. I'd love to be there for that, Madame :) nt

[True Dough]

2. I'd hope

you'd wedge your cane between his legs as you were posing the question!

[lunatica]

8. Or better still just rap him in the crotch with it.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. i'd buy you a beer

Suggestion: You will need to treat Mitch like an Army mule. You have to get his attention before he listens. Use that cane to lightly tap him between the eyes; if the cane breaks, it might have been too enthusiastic a tap. If he doesn't look in your direction, repeat tap with more enthusiasm.

[Jarqui]

4. "Mitch, when a Democrat moves into the White House, I think ..

a number of National Emergencies will occur at the President's discretion ...:

Climate Change
Healthcare
Voting Rights
LGBT Rights
Environmental Protection
Labor Rights
Funding legal efforts to combat gerrymandering
Medical assistance for women needing abortions
etc

You and President Trump have established that our next Democrat president will have billions of military money to spend on those national emergencies!!!"

[peggysue2]

5. Hahahaha!

I like your style, madamesilverspurs.

Would also love to hear someone say exactly that to McTurtle.

[Marcuse]

6. He took rubles laundered through Maria Butina and the NRA.

[link:https://www.worldpress.org/article.cfm/nra-money-to-congress|

KENTUCKY SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL, Republican, NRA Funding $1,261,874

[Hekate]

7. I hope you get the chance some day