The Manchurian president. . . . Please come CAPTION Secret Agent Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Double-0-1/2) Trump is saying: "It doesn't make a bit of sense. . . . How could I take orders form Moscow? I only know a single word of Russian, "nyet", . . . unless "vodka" is also a Russian word, but it doesn't sound like it to me. . . Leave it to the failing New York Times to overlook the obvious. . . . Do they think we're all stupid??





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Above CAPTION based on the NY Times report that the F.B.I. opened a counter intelligence inquiry of our Liar-in-Chief:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/fbi-trump-russia-inquiry.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

[underpants]

1. "The reason his tweets are such gibberish is they are being translated from Russian to English".

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211660612

[dewsgirl]

7. +1000

[dalton99a]

9. +1

[underpants]

2. No really. I'm serious. Look I'm wearing a suit and everything

[gohuskies]

3. Agent Orange is really appropo

The traitorous Dotard truly is Agent Orange.

[zanana1]

4. Whenever a right-winger says," Do you think we're stupid "?

I want to say HELL YEAH!

[gohuskies]

5. Hell yeah!

His followers are modern day troglodytes and will follow him like rats behind St. Patrick to The Cliffs of Moher.

[skip fox]

6. "Why does everyone think I'm pro-Russia?"

"Just because I took Putin's word over my own intelligence, or tell the truth on why Russia went into Afghanistan (to get terrorists), or quietly dropped some terrible sanctions against Russian companies owned by Oleg Deripaska, or try to meet privately with Putin every chance I get, or tried to establish a back-channel to Russia through Jared and the Russian embassy, . . . well, just because of a few odd items like these and coincidences like those the F.B.I think I'm a Russian asset. They've just jumped to that conclusion because they thought Hilliard should have won."

[Gothmog]

8. From AMJOY

Link to tweet

?s=20

[dalton99a]

10. +1

[Gothmog]

11. We warned

Link to tweet

?s=20

[skip fox]

12. D.T. contimnues:

"A puppet? . . . Me? . . . Do I look like a puppet?"

[ProudLib72]

13. Prisondent Rump is saying

I'm the victim in all this. Can I help it if I look like a cross between John Wayne and Elvis? I'm an all American hunk, irresistible to the Russians.