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Sat Jan 12, 2019, 11:33 AM

Joke of the day

A flight attendant sees a suspicious-looking couple on the airplane, and nervously decides to tell the captain.

Her voice shaking, she begins. "Captain," she says, "we may have a hostage situation. The woman is dressed very seductively, and when she talks it's with a foreign accent. She doesn't show any emotion, except that she looks scared. And the guy is a big blustering disgusting slob, talking non-stop and flying off the handle."

The captain sighs. "Patricia, I told you before," he says...

"This is Air Force One."

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Sat Jan 12, 2019, 11:46 AM

1. I like that.

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Response to mac56 (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2019, 12:54 PM

2. Funny

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