You folks do realize, of course...

[jmowreader]

...that we're about three days from "give me $6 billion for my wall or I'll hold my breath until I die."

[MANative]

1. And the celebrations would be epic.

DESPERATELY need a smirking icon.

[BigmanPigman]

2. Is that a promise?

[jmowreader]

4. I'm reminded of an old joke

John was driving down Constitution Avenue in Washington, DC, one afternoon when he came onto a huge traffic jam. He turned off his auto and walked up to a police officer standing on the sidewalk.

"What's going on?"

"President Trump is so mad about not getting his border wall, he says he's going to pour gasoline on his head and set himself on fire unless we give him $5.9 billion right now. So, everyone's taking up a collection to end this."

"How much do you have so far?"

"Fifty gallons, I think. Some people are still siphoning."

[BigmanPigman]

6. I'd gladly chip in my whole, full tank if it were true.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. Ha!

[Cracklin Charlie]

8. Omg, that was funny!

I almost choked!

[Wolf Frankula]

3. And if It dies, Mike Pence will be Pretzeldent.

Not my choice, but he is used to be told 'No'

Wolf

[Autumn]

5. I wish he would hurry.

The celebrations will be epic.

[Gothmog]

9. We past that stage a while back

[StarryNite]

10. No, he's still breathing.

[lame54]

11. Untill he turns brown...

Blue and orange make brown

[Totally Tunsie]

12. No contest!!