Craziest right wing trumpkin conspiracy theory I heard lately

[liberal N proud]

I work with a couple of batshit trumpkins, so today I overheard one tell the other why trump "had" to cancel Pelosi's trip to visit the troops.

Apparently according to one trumpkin, the trip was a plot to get Pelosi out of the country and the assassinate trump and pence. Then she would become president.

I started laughing so hard that they looked at me like I was hysterical, others in the office were just shaking their heads.

These nut jobs are really demented and scary.

Anyway, I just thought you all would find that as insane as Hillary's pizza parlor.

[Rustynaerduwell]

1. I'm actually starting to worry

that a dangerously large number of Americans believe we are all ready in a war between a deep state and "patriotic" forces. I worry how many are ready to pick up arms if only "Q" tells them to. Demented and scary for sure.

[Mike Nelson]

2. I saw this story...

… in a post on Facebook. It was very strange... the Roswell alien marrying Bigfoot makes more sense.

[StatGirl]

3. You know, this doesn't even make any sense.

Suppose there were indeed such a plot. Pelosi wouldn't have to be out of the country for it to happen. She wouldn't even have to be out of Washington, DC.

If the plot for some reason requires her absence, the plotters can wait until she's back in her district.

(It's like all the birthers having orgasms over the idea that Obama was born in Kenya. Suppose it were true. He would still be an American citizen, because his mother was American. So it's a non-issue.)

[Midnightwalk]

6. That's dumb

Being out of the country gives her an iron clad alibi.

[StatGirl]

8. LOL! (nt)

[JohnnyLib2]

4. I think that plot is in a free Kindle ebook.

Pretty sure it was, actually.

[peggysue2]

5. I read somewhere (can't recall the site) that . . .

the plot was one Q was pushing because . . .the diehards eat this stupid stuff up, wallow in the bizarre, get a thrill repeating conspiracy plots that all apparently drive in one direction: the evil Libtards are roasted, their evilness exposed while the Trumpster and his minions are revealed as heroes defending Truth, Justice and the American Way.

This is what happens when your literary diet is limited to Superhero comic books.

Sad.

[Trenzalore]

7. In fairness to superhero comic books

Trump would be the Villain in 99% of them.