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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)A furious Donald Trump told reporters on Friday morning that it was a total disgrace that the Federal Bureau of Investigation had apparently not been affected by the government shutdown.
Trump, who appeared agitated and was gripping his television remote as he spoke on the White House lawn, said that he had been under the impression that F.B.I. agents had been furloughed and were not going to work.
You have people across the country, in national parks and places like that, who are not at work, and somehow the F.B.I. is working around the clock? Trump said. I think its a total disgrace. Its a sick situation.
Trump said that he would call an emergency meeting of his Cabinet to get some answers about why the F.B.I. was working during the shutdown.
Lets say you were trying to leave the country in a hurry with your familywould the F.B.I. be at the airport to stop you? he asked. What good is this shutdown, anyway?
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-that-fbi-not-stopped-by-shutdown
FSogol
(45,480 posts)at the airport to stop you?
I just sent that to everyone I know.
athena
(4,187 posts)Its the Borowitz report. I almost missed it.
FSogol
(45,480 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Heh, heh, heh. Merry Muellermas, everyone!
NCjack
(10,279 posts)House, and they are working for free. When the lockout is over, the moles will not be paid for their work. Why do they work? Because they want the 0range menace removed and sent to prison.
ProfessorGAC
(65,000 posts)What a complete moron this guy is!!!
athena
(4,187 posts)Its getting hard to tell the difference.
ProfessorGAC
(65,000 posts)Like you said, hard to tell!
I missed that it was Horowitz.
athena
(4,187 posts)Its only the last sentence in the post that seemed a little strange even for Trump.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)Good to see you.
ProfessorGAC
(65,000 posts)My wife mentioned more than just a few times how relaxed I seem!
Thanks, CCB!
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)Music to my ears.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)'Remote in his hand'...bwahahahaha!!
marble falls
(57,079 posts)Response to Zorro (Original post)
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USALiberal
(10,877 posts)BumRushDaShow
(128,880 posts)Borowitz is now a news columnist!
bdamomma
(63,837 posts)just my paranoia setting in. I'm just really upset about this airline shutdown and how this shutdown is affecting so many people and our daily lives.