Roger Stone Sure Looks Happy For Someone Who Will Be Sitting In A Prison For A Long Time

[PaulX2]

I'm just sayyin....

[pwb]

1. He is a professional smiling Liar.

Like all the Pukes. Smile and lie and the idiots will believe you.

[metroins]

2. Fake it till you make it

If he looks depressed, we wouldn't be thinking he had some trick up his sleeve.

His strategy is go harder and show strength.

It doesn't work in criminal court.

[IncaRoads]

3. The shit winds are here

[Mr. Ected]

4. At least his days of ratfucking are behind him...

A rolled Stone colludes no mas.

[dlk]

5. He's Convinced He'll Receive a Presidential Pardon

[procon]

6. He's spent decades honing his craft as a

a performance artist. He can probably cry on cue, babble out nonsensical speach that his many fans believe to be French, Cantonese or Russian dialects, and tell whoppers that seem convincingly true.

[former9thward]

7. He will not be in prison for long at all.

The charges against him are low level. If he is found guilty under the sentencing guidelines the prison sentence will be measured in months not years.

[MiniMe]

8. He's counting on a pardon