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Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:01 AM

"Urinalicious!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Donald (“You’re In, Boy” ) Trump just finished saying: “I know more than all my generals and agencies for two simple reasons: First, I’m very, very smart, and secondly, I’ve read all the books on military power and strategy and tactics, even the old ones like on Caesar and Hercules. . . . You know, a lot of times they really knew what they were doing back then.”




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Above CAPTION based on Trump contradiction the head of U.S. intelligence agencies as covered by CNN and The Hill:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/31/politics/donald-trump-russia-intelligence-cia/index.html

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/427773-gop-poised-to-rebuke-trump

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Reply "Urinalicious!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jan 2019 OP
Apollyonus Jan 2019 #1
Clash City Rocker Jan 2019 #2
underpants Jan 2019 #3
underpants Jan 2019 #4
Moostache Jan 2019 #5
smirkymonkey Jan 2019 #9
frogmarch Jan 2019 #6
FiveGoodMen Jan 2019 #7
Still In Wisconsin Jan 2019 #8
Prof. P.E. Name Jan 2019 #10
skip fox Jan 2019 #15
yortsed snacilbuper Jan 2019 #11
ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #12
LakeArenal Jan 2019 #13
TheBlackAdder Jan 2019 #14

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:03 AM

1. SNL Script writing itself ... n/t

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:06 AM

2. Sure, like he's ever read a book

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:07 AM

3. I used to keep a book on my nightstand. If it taught me one thing...

it’s STEINER!!!’s fault

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:09 AM

4. Intelligence you say? Well I never trusted intelligence

Just like I don’t trust black people handling my money.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:10 AM

5. There has NEVER been a face more in need of being slapped with a frying pan. EVAH!

That smug smirking douchebag in a poorly fitting suit and awful unnatural hair thing on its head is without doubt the single most slappable face in the history of humanity.

I would wear myself out slapping him over and over and over again if it weren't illegal to do so. I just have to console myself with Trump toilet paper for now...

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Response to Moostache (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 12:30 PM

9. A thousand times this!

 

God, I hate that fugly face with a passion!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:10 AM

6. My caption:

Go ahead and punch me in the face. You know you want to.

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Response to frogmarch (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 11:43 AM

7. INDEED!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 12:02 PM

8. Early postmortem decomposition seen for first time on face of still living person. n/t

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 12:39 PM

10. There was no General Hercules or did pres. Putin-Puppet err?

Hercules was a Roman mythological god evolved from the Greek god, Heracles, according to Wikipedia. Did the Carnival Clown “The World’s Smarest Person” mean Hannibal?
Or did the Clown refer to the Disney movie by chance?

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Response to Prof. P.E. Name (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 06:14 PM

15. That's the joke.

CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we try to channel our subject's stupidity, etc.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 12:42 PM

11. The senators encircle Caesar.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 12:43 PM

12. You think you have intelligence?

I just got off the phone with my pal Putin, and he told me where babies really come from...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 01:47 PM

13. This says it better than I ...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 01:51 PM

14. European?

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No, no! Are you two prostitutes peeing on the bed yet?

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