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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWages to be recalculated based on how useful you will be after the apocalypse
Your value to the post-apocalyptic world will determine your wages from now on, according to reports this afternoon.
After finally realising that some people get paid millions of pounds for what can best be summed up as dicking about, the government will issue a new set of laws demanding that only those truly essential to human survival in a world of nuclear storms and desert sands will earn the big money.
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Top-level CEOs can fuck off as well. Nobody is going to give a shit about Amazon when theyre trying their best to hit rats with a slingshot for food.
While the upper echelons of sport, business and politics all reacted to the news negatively, there was celebration among the one or two people who still know how to do actual things.
My new wage is 9 million a year, beamed carpenter, Jay Cooper.
After finally realising that some people get paid millions of pounds for what can best be summed up as dicking about, the government will issue a new set of laws demanding that only those truly essential to human survival in a world of nuclear storms and desert sands will earn the big money.
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Top-level CEOs can fuck off as well. Nobody is going to give a shit about Amazon when theyre trying their best to hit rats with a slingshot for food.
While the upper echelons of sport, business and politics all reacted to the news negatively, there was celebration among the one or two people who still know how to do actual things.
My new wage is 9 million a year, beamed carpenter, Jay Cooper.
[link:https://newsthump.com/2019/01/31/wages-to-be-recalculated-based-on-how-useful-you-will-be-after-the-apocalypse/|
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Wages to be recalculated based on how useful you will be after the apocalypse (Original Post)
Soph0571
Jan 2019
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fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)1. Good thing I have a green thumb!
roamer65
(36,744 posts)2. There will be little life left on earth after any "apocalypse".
When the spent fuel pools of nuclear plants lose power and catch fire, it will be a very bleak world.
There are enough of them to make it a On The Beach scenario.
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)3. I can grow grow & harvest good crops
in addition to planning roads, drainage systems and developing site layouts for homesteads.