Pat Robertson: “Sometimes Hurricanes Are Temperature Exchanges Across Hemispheres”
Speaking on the 700 Club Thursday, Pat Robertson decided to educate his audience on climate and the causes of hurricanes.
“Sometimes, as is the case with hurricane Isaac, hurricanes are caused by intense low pressure areas over warm water in the tropics and not as punishment for sodomy" said Robertson. "Water vapor releases the latent heat of condensation, simultaneously cooling the ocean water and building up heat in the atmosphere creating low pressure. The changes in temperature and pressure create wind that spirals ever more strongly until thunderstorms are created over a large area. This cycle continues and the winds evaporate even more water from the ocean, spiraling until an eyewall is generated at the center. If the conditions are right, the storm will move toward the poles and transfer the equatorial heat…Mostly it’s gays though.”
Sharing the stage with Mr. Robertson was faith healer Benny Hinn, who was happy to showcase his vast scientific knowledge.
“You know Pat,” said Mr. Hinn, having minutes earlier made an impassioned plea for money to raise the dead, “The same can be said for earthquakes. Most people don’t realize that the earth’s lithosphere is made up of tectonic plates that are also experiencing heat exchanges, albeit at a much slower rate than at the surface. Subduction carries plates into the mantle which is replaced equally by new oceanic crust along divergent margins. The intensity felt on the surface is a matter of many factors, such as distance from the fault, dept of the plate movement, and it’s all laid out in the properties of kinematics – Other times it’s secular humanists, of course.”
“That makes perfect sense, Benny,” said Robertson.
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oops - I mean unlearn a lot
Benny's jet
and his Malibu mansion
want's his preachers to live
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Pastor Ben Gibert
And of course the humble abode of Bishop Eddie Long
This bunch of criminal fuckwads should all be in jail.
Jesus didn't need a big house like that so why not?
they should be ashamed of themselves, Jesus is of them. All these huge mansions, I had no idea and bet your bottom dollar people are starving and they are living high on the hog. If there is a hell, they, all these people in all these photos are going
My amusement meter just shifted to 100%.
If I've heard heard Benny Hinn refer to tectonic plates and kinematics once I've heard it a thousand times.
two more science majors. what a joke these "christians" are.
I don't think saying "Gee, you're much smarter and more informed than Pat Robertson!" is a compliment worthy of thanks, but you're welcome anyway. 
It was very funny.
. . . a city in the path of a hurricane is hosting a Democratic convention!
You should write for The Onion 
he threatened them with a hurrican 4 years ago. Hey Rethugs you better get the message ... GOD has it in for you and sees you as evil, hurricanes are Devine Retribution for your hatefullness!
Serious LOL, here!
