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Fri Mar 1, 2019, 11:51 PM

Trump Storms Out of McDonald's After Failing to Close Six-Dollar Meal Deal

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Capping a singularly disastrous week for the Commander-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump stormed out of a Washington, D.C., McDonald’s restaurant on Friday after failing to close a six-dollar Meal Deal at the establishment.

At approximately 12:30 p.m., Trump took a break from his designated “executive time” to travel to the nearby McDonald’s, where he placed an order for a Meal Deal consisting of a Quarter Pounder with cheese, fries, Coke, and an apple pie.

Tracy Klugian, the McDonald’s employee who took Trump’s order, said that he was aware of Trump’s difficulty in closing deals and therefore hiked the price of the Meal Deal to twelve dollars.

“I really thought he would drive a harder bargain, what with ‘The Art of the Deal’ and all,” the McDonald’s staffer said. “I was kind of surprised when he just bailed.”

With the McDonald’s deal in tatters, one White House aide acknowledged that Trump “really needs a win right now,” and that he was en route to Arby’s.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-storms-out-of-mcdonalds-after-failing-to-close-six-dollar-meal-deal

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Zorro Mar 2019 OP
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Initech Mar 2019 #3
lordsummerisle Mar 2019 #4
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Gothmog Mar 2019 #6
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2019 #7

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 11:55 PM

1. ...



Media says "it was the right thing to do to walk away! It shows what a tough negotiator he is!"

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 11:58 PM

2. Wait, next is Arby's? No, no, no! White Castle, obviously!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 11:58 PM

3. So the "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburder today" strategy doesnt work in real life?

I never!!!

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Response to Initech (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:42 AM

4. lol n/t

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:51 AM

5. When last seen ...




Trump was drowning his sorrows with a bucket of KFC.

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Sat Mar 2, 2019, 10:07 AM

6. I love good satire

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Sun Mar 3, 2019, 12:46 AM

7. So he ended up the "Fart at the Meal"

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