Don't send cowbells. Devin Nunes. 264 Clovis Avenue. Suite 206. Clovis, CA. 93612

[sarcasmo]

https://www.amazon.com/RanchEx-102387-Distance-Livestock-Events/dp/B06VWJXKDK/ref=sr_1_43?keywords=Cowbells&qid=1553223075&s=gateway&sr=8-43

[Gothmog]

1. People need to stop sending cow bells to Devin Nunes' district office.

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[Rorey]

2. I'd be more inclined to send him a cow pie. NT

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Rocky Mountain Oysters - He might find them better than Trump's balls.

[csziggy]

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[Rorey]

15. That's hilarious

I think maybe some folks didn't know what a cow pie is.

[csziggy]

16. I've stepped in enough of them to know what they are!

But I'm more intimately acquainted with horse apples...

[onecaliberal]

3. I can drop one off in person on Monday.

[htuttle]

4. $13.98 + drop shipping

https://www.amazon.com/Steel-Handle-Antique-Copper-Finish/dp/B00CS8QSSK/ref=asc_df_B00CS8QSSK/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198060760931&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9070048923778062563&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018941&hvtargid=pla-383244361579&psc=1

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

5. Too good for Numnez.

This is a nice cow bell. The one in the original link is only $5.95 and free shipping (at least with prime).

Baby bells are even cheaper and more appropriate for poor little Numnez.

https://www.amazon.com/Coastal-Pet-Products-DCP45105-3-Pack/dp/B00BC46JK8/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=tiny+bell&qid=1553225002&s=gateway&sr=8-3

[Turbineguy]

6. There's also some nice

razor wire that would look good around his fucking neck.

[AZ8theist]

8. Good idea...

Razor wire is now available free of charge on the southern border.

[FakeNoose]

7. If he gets enough cowbells he can start a bell choir

[TygrBright]

10. Or make it a group project! Go together on a batch of ear tags!

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=cattle+ear+tags

A fun project for your Sunday School class, brunch club, 4-H chapter, or other group. Get together, serve refreshments, address the envelops, include moooooving little notes!

amusedly,
Bright

[certainot]

11. last i checked his .gov site had links to 50 podcasts of nunes interviews

with talk radio hosts and they can be transcribed for $5/hr at sonix.ai -

gop reps feel very comfortable with talk radio hosts and he might be saying interesting things

[progressoid]

12. Show up at his town halls with cow bells.

Everywhere he goes, someone should be there with a cow bell.

[Gothmog]

13. For this thread

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