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Fri Mar 22, 2019, 07:12 AM

The Rude Pundit: Other Batshit Things Trump Said at His Latest Batshit Speech...


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3/21/2019
Other Batshit Things Trump Said at His Latest Batshit Speech Besides Shitting All Over John McCain

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-- Apparently, the only thing that tanks conjure for Trump is the 30 year-old image of then-Democratic presidential nominee Michael Dukakis riding around in one. Trump's brain is stuck in the 1980s, where almost all of his references begin and end. He punned, "[H]e tanked when he got into the tank. He tanked — I never saw anybody tank like that." If you're punching yourself in the face for reading that, well, get ready for his insult of Dukakis's height: "The helmet was bigger than he was. That was not good." I'm gonna bet that a good many of the young workers there had no idea what the fuck this old man was talking about, but that never stops Trump from a good insult.

-- The parade of easily demonstrable lies was unusually brazen, like when he said, "Four straight years, the number of U.S. tanks that were budgeted for upgrades was zero." This is totally true if by "zero," Trump means, "Nearly two billion dollars." He does this shit just to degrade Barack Obama. In fact, he mockingly added, "That was under your great President Obama." Look at the utter, petty, ludicrous contempt with which he holds Obama. It's like the former president got an extra scoop of ice cream or fucked Ivanka. Later, he talked about how the United States is doing better economically than the rest of the world and added, for no goddamn reason at all, "That wouldn’t happen under Barack Obama, that I can tell you. It wouldn’t happen under Crooked Hillary Clinton." He is constantly fighting these fantasy foes.

-- There were times where he just wandered off into the black hole of his ego, turning something that was about others into another airing of grievances. Talking about how much the workers there should love their jobs, Trump mewled, "I do, even though I have the fake news hounding me all the time. The fake and phony and corrupt. It’s fake. It’s corrupt. But we got to live with it, right? Got to live with it." He just disappears up his own ass over and over again. And, to be fair, it would be easy to get lost in that ass.

-- Shecky Trump appeared again and again. He did his little shuck and jive about wind power, where he imagines there's no electricity if there's no wind one day. And then, I shit you not, Trump made the following joke about watching a particular TV show: "I think it was called 'Deface the Nation.' And — ladies and gentlemen, 'Deface the Nation.'" I don't know what was most soul-crushing: that he made the joke, that he thought it was a good joke, or that people actually laughed.

-- Of course, the McCain stuff was the most reported because so much of the rest of it is just typical batshit Trump, which we've pathetically gotten used to, even though it should never stop disturbing us to our cores. Trump asked for credit for McCain's funeral, which is just so fucking weird and shows how small, so very small, a man Trump is. But he wants credit for everything, like the Veteran's Choice Act, which was passed in 2014, or the factory itself: "Well, you better love me," he told the cheering workers when he entered. "I kept this place open, that I can tell you." (It wasn't going to close.)

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babylonsister Mar 2019 OP
Kitchari Mar 2019 #1
smirkymonkey Mar 2019 #2
robleb Mar 2019 #3
BSdetect Mar 2019 #4
world wide wally Mar 2019 #5
rhiannon55 Mar 2019 #6
Pepsidog Mar 2019 #7
pdsimdars Mar 2019 #8

Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 08:28 AM

1. "Soul-crushing," indeed

Repeat a lie often enough, and it will be believed--
This is the DU member formerly known as Kitchari.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 08:39 AM

2. He is the biggest asshole on the planet.

Nobody else even comes close. It's unbelievable.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:07 AM

3. Ladies & Gentlemen...

... the President of the United States of America.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone!

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Response to robleb (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:11 AM

4. We have a system that created him as potus with foreign help

and they will try to keep him in power in order to totally degrade the country

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:11 AM

5. Why don't the fucking deplorables care if he lies to them?

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:16 AM

6. The Rude One is hilarious!

“He just disappears up his own ass over and over again. And, to be fair, it would be easy to get lost in that ass”.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:21 AM

7. I had a Republican friend text me about what a traitor McCain was and how other POWs hated him. All

discredited lies that righties are feasting on. The mindless idiots are now turning on their own to support the heap of shit president. Not only is Fox the problem but these mindless creatures spend all day on Facebook reading anti-Hillary and Obama memes and conspiracy theories. This constant drumbeat of conspiracies pollutes the mind.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:27 AM

8. People may not like it, but there MUST be a way to get him out NOW.

 

Why are they allowing him to dismantle our country? There MUST be a way. They are too complacent.

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