Tucker Carlson: 'Chris Hayes Is What Every Man Would Be' if Feminists Had Absolute Power

[DonViejo]

The Fox News host also called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘a moron.’

Justin Baragona
04.01.19 11:11 PM ET

Fox News host Tucker Carlson began his highly rated primetime show Monday night by taking potshots at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and MSNBC host Chris Hayes, labeling the progressive lawmaker a “moron” while mocking his cable news competitor’s masculinity.

Last week, Hayes hosted an MSNBC town hall event on the proposed Green New Deal, featuring Ocasio-Cortez. During the Friday night town hall, Ocasio-Cortez lectured an audience member who called former Rep. Bob Inglis (R-SC) a “moron” for saying the Green New Deal is “literally impossible,” exclaiming “that’s unacceptable” while pointing her finger at the offender.

Carlson, meanwhile, had no problems throwing out insults Monday evening during Tucker Carlson Tonight.

“Chris Hayes is what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country: apologetic, bespectacled, and deeply, deeply concerned about global warming and the patriarchal systems that cause it,” Carlson said of the All In host.

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[Botany]

1. This is what a man looks like Tucker.

Link to tweet

[Zoonart]

3. Perfect response, Botany.

[DLevine]

4. +1

[Codeine]

10. Wouldn't it just be awful if all men were like that?

The horror.

[NewJeffCT]

24. and if Hayes was not there (for whatever reason)

Tucker would have complained that unfeeling liberals like Hayes were abandoning their wives and children.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Okay, Bow Tie Boy. nt

[narnian60]

14. Good one.

[Maeve]

5. "bespectacled"??

He's making fun of Chris for wearing glasses??????

Chris has depth that jerk can only dream of.

[narnian60]

15. Yes.

[Drahthaardogs]

6. So, I'm a "man's man". I grew up on a real ranch working cows

I grew up with the Latin machismo from my family and friends. Hunting, riding, splitting wood, tractors, fixing fence, the whole nine yards. Right or wrong it is simply the culture I grew up in. If Tucker Carlson is trying to say he's a manly type man, I have some news I don't think he's going to like.

[highplainsdem]

7. Yes, Tucker the aging preppy is trying to say he's a manly type man, and he's a joke.

[Botany]

16. I would kill Tucker if he tried to work besides me.

One wheel barrel load of gravel, one time using a sledge hammer, or just
one time working to take out invasive honeysuckle shrubs would do it.

[padah513]

34. Lol

Yep. He'd go running right after the first blister showed up. If he even last that long.

[Botany]

36. Creepy little trust fund baby .... if his family didn't have money he would be a nobody.

I would give him one 150 lbs of stone or soil in a wheel barrel and have him
run it up a 2 x 6" over some steps and watch "the fun."

[Codeine]

8. Because when I imagine a paragon of masculinity

I’m naturally going to point to a weedy little bowtie-wearing rich boy like Tucker. He’s one of the handful of men even I could beat up, and I’m literally the dorkiest little fucker who ever lived.

[Baconator]

30. Ever...?

I'm impressed...

[Codeine]

32. No false modesty here.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. And that, of course, is a Good Thing. Uglicans can't understand that. nt

[tanyev]

11. Oh, Tucker. You know about the internet, right?

[Habibi]

33. . . .

[muntrv]

12. Tucker, eat Swanson's and die!

[malaise]

13. Fucker is a vile scumbag

[Golden Raisin]

25. Grievous insult to vile scumbags.

[malaise]

35. True

Guess piece of shit hates the fact that Chris correctly calls them Trump TV

[OregonBlue]

17. Hayes is a great example of our society evolving FROM

the horror that is the bow tie boy.

[Yavin4]

18. So, what are Tucker's "manly man machismo" bona fides?

Did he fight in a war? Does he work with his hands? Was he in the military? Play any sports? What exactly has he done?

[Drahthaardogs]

58. Hey, he wears a BOWTIE!

How much more manly can you get?

[Yavin4]

59. Clip on? Or did he tie it himself? n/t

[JHB]

19. Tucker "weedy and feeble" Carlson is what cable pundits would be if...

...Horatio Alger story antagonists had power. Privileged, grasping, whiny snots who would be nobody without Daddy's money.

Which, considering the current Republican party, is the case.

[Paladin]

20. Yeah Chris, follow the Tucker Carlson masculine model:

Hate-spewing, facially-bloated, poorly-dressed douchebag. Hey, it works for Tucker---and trump, and Rush, and Hannity, and Alex Jones, and-----(insert names here).

[TheBlackAdder]

21. Tuck, are you still cosplaying that you are Superman?

.



.

[LuckyCharms]

22. I'm not big on stereotypes, but I'll make an exception here...

Tucker Carlson is probably the last person in the world who should be explaining what "masculinity" is. Masculinity and machismo are two different things entirely.

Truth be told, the "bespectacled" Chris Hayes is from the Bronx, where in general, people learn to take no bullshit. Chris Hayes is the polar opposite of what Carlson probably views a "non-masculine" man to be. As opposed to Carlson, Mr. Hayes also exhibits the human trait of gentleness and kindness, which is probably the best measure of masculinity.

[Blue_Tires]

23. Just your daily reminder that Tucker is BFFs with Glenn Greenwald...

[C_U_L8R]

26. And Bowtie Boy sees himself how???

What a weenie.

[Mc Mike]

27. Love to see Hayes beat Carlson's ass.

But Tucker would run crying to the police after the fight, and I don't want Chris to get in trouble.

[ProfessorGAC]

67. UFC?

All legal like, with injury waivers all signed?

[Mc Mike]

68. Al Franken can train Hayes. All proceeds to charity.

I want to see Hayes do some smack talk hype before the match.

Hayes: "I pity the fool." "There's gonna be 2 hits, Carlson."

[csziggy]

28. And this is a bad thing - how?

Chris Hayes is a good man while Carlson is lower than pond scum.

[Glimmer of Hope]

29. How is this pig still on the air? Who are his advertisers?

[Johonny]

31. So he's saying, there would be no downside to Feministshaving Absolute Power

[Wednesdays]

47. Feminist shaving?

[Mrs. Ted Nancy]

60. I think it is "feminists having". nt

[qazplm135]

37. Tucker has about as much masculine power

as a tampon in a summer dress.

[smirkymonkey]

49. ROFL!

That was brilliant! I have never heard that one before. Oh, please go on twitter or his web page or whatever and say it directly to his face!

[Cetacea]

38. I saw Tucker dance on the last night of his first cancelled show

I guess he was trying to show that his manly man feelings weren't hurt. It wasn't a pretty sight.

[Baltimike]

39. Tucker reminds me of someone who needs his mommy

like she didn't hold him enough when he was little...or he feels somehow rejected by her.

I am serious about this

[JenniferJuniper]

40. She abandoned him when

he was six.

So you are on to something.

[Baltimike]

44. NOOOOOOOOO effing way.....

WOW!! I really didn't know that either...he just seems like someone who is lashing out because he didn't get enough love as a child. It just reads like that.

[JenniferJuniper]

45. Yep

and it probably explains his hatred of women.

And let's face it, he ain't the world's most masculine man....

[Baltimike]

46. I have goosebumps right now

and...truly...he is not very manly at all...he reminds me of the wimpy spoiled kid who's Mommy didn't pay enough attention to him so he has this *chip*.

[kimbutgar]

41. Tucker Is nothing compared to Chris Hayes.

[GoCubsGo]

42. The embodiment of the word "prick" says what?

[Cuthbert Allgood]

43. So I get to blame women for me having to wear glasses? Nice.

Take that, genetics.

[frogmarch]

48. Remember when Tucker pretended

to be Keith Olbermann in emails?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/keith-olbermann-hoax-did_n_781241

snip:

Tucker Carlson Sent Emails Posing As Keith Olbermann

UPDATE: The text and headlines of this article have been changed to reflect Tucker Carlson‘s admission that he sent emails posing as Keith Olbermann.

Conservative pundit and Daily Caller editor Tucker Carlson perpetrated a hoax last weekend by posing as Keith Olbermann in a series of emails to a Philadelphia columnist.

On Tuesday afternoon, a set of emails surfaced on the Philadelphia news site Phawker. Phawker said that the emails showed the “100% for real” correspondence between Olbermann and Philadelphia Daily News columnist Stu Bykofsky over the weekend. In the emails, “Olbermann” talks about his boss, MSNBC President Phil Griffin, in hyperbolic, insulting terms.

In one email, “Olbermann” says that Griffin is “not my boss (thank god), nor is he intellectually qualified to be...I’ll be anchoring on election night 2012, long after Phil Griffin has moved on to a job for which he’s actually qualified, perhaps on QVC.”

In another, “Olbermann” writes that “I could have Phil Griffin fired tomorrow if I felt like it, trust me. And if he keeps yapping about me in public, I may. For the moment, however, keeping Phil around is like having a drunk chimp in the office — more amusing than threatening.”

Why does Tucker have a job after that?

[DFW]

50. On the other hand, Tucker Carlson is.........

Tucker Carlson is what every sewer rat would be if sewer rats had human vocal chords.

[grumpyduck]

51. I couldn't care less what he says.

Have never watched him. Will never watch him.

[smirkymonkey]

52. Little Lord Fauntleroy says what?

What a loser! Tucker is the least manly man I have ever seen in my life. I've seen drag queens with more masculine allure than Tucker.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

53. Thanks, Tucker!

You just made me appreciate Chris Hayes a whole lot more!

[vlyons]

54. Hey Tucker, you slip is showing

Slip in basic human decency, that is. That kind of ad hominem attack says more about Tucker's character than anything. Harsh, divisive speech is not virtuous.

[Doodley]

55. Tucker reeks of the ugly stench of jealously.

[Raine1967]

56. I have no problem with this.

He says it like it's a bad thing.

That white supremacist shows what an ass he is with no pretense. The problem is the men who watch him -- it very well may put their partners in danger.

Also:

My husband is all the things that li'l sh*t describes and we have a wonderful life together.

ETA: My husband was like this before he met me, a feminist.

[pnwmom]

57. "Bespectacled"? What century are you still living in, Bow-tie Guy? Tucker's just jealous

of Chris's adorable family.

Link to tweet

[0rganism]

61. people, please look deeper past the absurdity

what you're seeing is message testing for the 2020 campaigns.

if you've been observing the alt-right memes and youtube agitprop over the last year, you've seen the groundwork laid for this angle of attack. think about what Mr. Carlson is saying and doing. it seems like stupid bullshit to us, and for good reasons, but to the neo-con thought leaders it's stupid bullshit with a purpose.

the messaging even persists in the posted excerpt's coverage of it, which isn't exactly intended as sympathetic to Carlson. watch out!
"his highly rated primetime show" -- sentence #1. Tucker Carlson is already established as an authority figure
"labeling the progressive lawmaker a 'moron'" -- the established media figure is branding the libtards and mainstreaming rightwing memes
"'Chris Hayes is what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country'" -- capitalizing on existing alt-right meme culture, reinforcing their messages by casting Hayes as a beta cuck to be pwned.

there's a whole other layer at work here. we need to think past the surface, beyond the sleight-of-hand distractions. find the underlying messages, see how they flow both from and into a larger system of message reinforcement.

[Hassler]

62. Sucker's mom abandoned him, apparently with good reason.

When he says feminism, what he means is he hates his mommy.

[SKKY]

63. I don't know. Chris Hayes is from the Bronx...

...Let him and Carlson shoot the fair one, and I bet Chris comes out on top. Dude is a sleeper. I'm telling you.

[SKKY]

64. Plus, Tucker Carlson is still mad at being eviscerated by John Steward...

...all those year ago. I don't think he's ever really recovered.

[Greybnk48]

65. Tucker Carlson looks like a doughy eunich.

He's revolting in thought and body.

[Hekate]

66. Is Widdle Pucker beating his pudgy-wudgy chest? Ooo, him is a manly man.