Anti-vaxxer 'warrior mom': If vaccines are so great, 'why aren't they mentioned in the bible?

[Quixote1818]

BySky PalmaPosted on April 4, 2018

As someone who keeps a fairly close eye on internet quackery, this Tuesday marks the first time I’ve ever come across Brittany Kara‘s content. After watching a video mashup of her put together by a pro-vaccine Facebook page, I had to double-check to make sure what I was viewing wasn’t satire. As far as I can tell, Kara is the real deal.

According to her bio on Amazon, Kara is an author, certified master NLP practitioner (go ahead and google that), hypnotherapist, nutrition coach, and mother. The bio adds that she “specializes in teaching people how to detoxify their lives through cleansing and super foods.” She also specializes in spewing some of the most bizarre anti-vaxxer rhetoric I’ve seen yet.

In an edited video posted by The Real Truther, Kara offers a never-before-heard theory on why vaccines are bad: God didn’t give any hint of them in the bible.

“I just decided to just google what the bible says about vaccines,” Kara says at the outset of the video.

“There’s nothing in the bible that talks about vaccines.”

According to her theory, if God is all knowing, why isn’t there “any inkling of talk [in the bible] about these things called vaccinations coming into being later to save people?”

“If that was really God’s plan and they’re so amazing, then why isn’t it in there at all?”

Watch the video below:

https://www.facebook.com/therealtruther/videos/2051795101705760/

More: http://deadstate.org/anti-vaxxer-warrior-mom-if-vaccines-are-so-great-why-arent-they-mentioned-in-the-bible?fbclid=IwAR3s-cpFr5bTkRHlmNVhCDchY8rAtKnATTdsNwon3l6rmDLlO7aWK253Q-A

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Neither is your smartphone, genius.

[TheBlackAdder]

42. Also, the same way the pro-life position on conception isn't mentioned. In fact, just the opposite.

[ck4829]

45. Yep

[Haggis for Breakfast]

56. To quote the last, great Bill Hicks:

One word: Dinosaurs.

[NutmegYankee]

2. Hmm, last I checked the Bible didn't mention the Internet, electricity, cars, or computers.

Kara needs to party like it's 1699.

[Dazbog]

59. One of my all-time favorites..

Ah, the days of replaying this video over and over again at my sister's expense was sooo worth it.

[MineralMan]

3. What a maroon! Didn't say anything about cell phones, either.

So, I guess she doesn't need hers any more.

I guess she's one of those "Social Media Influencers."

[trueblue2007]

30. What a maroon! Didn't say anything about "THE LITTLE BLUE PILL" or VIBRATORS, either.

[MineralMan]

34. I'm pretty sure she doesn't believe in those, either.

[roscoeroscoe]

4. My Lord

It burns!

[dameatball]

5. "Thou shall hyp no therapists."

There was supposed to be an 11th commandment but god ran out of space.

[dalton99a]

6. Azithromycin is not mentioned in the Bible either

Avoid using it at all costs

[trueblue2007]

31. BAYER aSPIRIN & VITAMIN C is not mentioned in the Bible either

[ck4829]

46. Indeed

[randr]

7. There sure is a lot about leprosy and other ailments

[Cousin Dupree]

8. Dumb as a box of rocks

[smirkymonkey]

9. Oh dear.

Maybe it's just best if these genes are nipped in the bud after all. The problem is, they are a danger to the rest of society while they are alive.

[jmowreader]

10. I watched the video...oh my

Among the OTHER things that aren't in the Bible are the Internet, smart phones, earbuds, videos shot in vertical orientation, short-sleeve blouses and eye shadow...none of which Brittany seems to have any problem with using.

[3catwoman3]

11. No pencils or crayons, no matches, no...

...thermometers, no pasteurized milk, no washing machines or dryers, no television or radio, no eye glasses, no Tylenol, no kale. let's see what else isn't mentioned in the bible (not capitalizing on purpose.)?

[trueblue2007]

32. let's see what else isn't mentioned in the bible? MARVEL'S CAPTAIN AMERICA & "THE HULK"

[nocoincidences]

12. Terminally stupid.

Has she reproduced (hope not hope not).

[Ilsa]

15. Terminally stupid, but not quickly enough.

She needs mumps and chickenpox simultaneously. See how her kale smoothie works on that.

[Drahthaardogs]

13. T-bones aren't mentioned either, not is creme brulee

And those are GOOD!

[Solly Mack]

14. I've had my stupid ration for today. Thanks.

[3catwoman3]

22. I think we are being involuntarily over-dosed...

...on stupid. I'm really not sure how much more idiocy I can stand before I start to run around screaming.

I don't not understand why religion makes people lose their minds.

[Solly Mack]

24. I find myself reaching for the aspirin bottle more often these days.

The head aches from all the stupid.

[nuxvomica]

16. Exodus 32:20

And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.

Now the calf was made of gold but you can't burn gold so maybe it was covered in some germy material that could be sterilized and given orally as a vaccine.

[EarnestPutz]

18. NLP - Neuro-Linguistic Programming - I did look it up...

...You can almost hear a quacking sound as you read the Wikipedia entry.
One of the more ridiculous claims is that a trained practitioner can cure your
nearsightedness by talking to you, "in as little as one session".

[Blecht]

20. But

She's certified!

More like certifiably insane ...

[skypilot]

57. NLP

Also not in the bible.

[EarnestPutz]

60. Mr. Pilot, your signature line, the quote from John Kenneth Galbraith, is spot on.

Galbraith, was always identified as "Harvard economist, John Kenneth Galbraith" and we could use a few more of his kind today. The Chicago school of unbridled greed economics had been ascendant for far too long.

[skypilot]

61. It has been my sig line for years...

...and with each passing year it seems more fitting than ever. I see no reason to change it.

[ismnotwasm]

19. I just googled "The bible and vaccines"

And the shit I saw. I am officially terrified.

[MrScorpio]

21. For the same reason that Ford F-150s aren't mentioned in the Bible, I suppose.

[A HERETIC I AM]

36. What the fuck do you think the Pharoahs soldiers were driving onto the Red Sea?

Some horse drawn something or other?

Exodus 15; Vs whatever to Whocares

"And lo did'st they pursue the Israelite's unto the shores of the Red Sea, where they were held up by a mighty whirlwind of fire, and the general said, :Hey! Otis! Drive back and hitch up to that water tank near the garage, willya? And Otis did'th comply, because that's the kind of dude he was, putting his F-150 into low to climb the grade out of the valley."

[TruckFump]

23. Geeeeeeeeeeez!

Look around the room where you are sitting...how many things do you see that are NOT mentioned in the Bible??? (Shorter list would be those that are mentioned in the Bible.)

What a complete fruitcake. Someone call Child Welfare on her. She is not fit to raise children.

[Ferrets are Cool]

25. You fucking IDIOT

I suppose you WALK or ride a DONKEY everywhere, right? Cuz I don't see any internal combustion engines mentioned in the Bible either.

[Doodley]

26. Dumb enough to vote for Trump

[defacto7]

27. ...

[sinkingfeeling]

28. Why aren't automobiles, telescopes, telephones, airplanes, or

a million other things not in the Bible?

[Olafjoy]

29. Question

I seldom come across anti-Vaxxers as I try to steer clear. When I do, I always ask them to think about the fact that any body of water they swim in could infect them with polio. Blank stares are all I have ever received in return. Polio has not been eradicated. It still exists.

[Iliyah]

33. Cell Phones and T.V. and many other items are not

mentioned in the Bible neither.

She could give up all the things not indicated in the Bible. Fair is fair.

[Aristus]

35. Was she born in a hospital? No hospitals in the Bible.

Is it fair to wish she had never been born, then?

[malaise]

37. She shouldn't use computers, cars, or planes

They weren't in the bible either - was running water?
I am so tired of these fucking idiots.

[area51]

38. What?

[ck4829]

49. The perfect face

[Paladin]

39. Has she used car seats to safeguard her children?

I bet they're not in the Bible, either. What colossal arrogance and stupidity.

[sarisataka]

40. I wouldn't even try to explain it to her

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
-Mark Twain

[PCIntern]

41. She's absolutely correct AND

if English was good enough for Jesus it should be good enough for everybody...

just in case

[ck4829]

48. LOL

[COLGATE4]

43. You just can't fix stupid. nt

[grantcart]

44. What does the bible say about Google?

[ck4829]

47. That is a good question.

[erpowers]

50. So We Should Not Drive Cars?

By that logic we should not be using or driving cars, or any other form of transportation other than horses and donkeys.

[Joe941]

51. That right there is a typical trump voter.

[Mr Tibbs]

52. I don't recall guns being mentioned in the bible either....

[jberryhill]

53. Or antibiotics, maybe a word or two about germs would have been nice

How to make steel would have been cool.

Maybe a little more about math and physics in general instead of pi=3. A little less of the dysfunctional family relationships.

God needed a good editor.

[rickford66]

54. Is the element oxygen mentioned ?

[chillfactor]

55. probably because...

there were no vaccines available when the Bible came into existence?

[Aussie105]

58. which makes the argument that

'vaccines are not mentioned in the Bible so avoid them' irrelevant and mega-stupid.

Then again, if you think the Second Amendment applies to weapons that can kill 50 people in a short time, then you will believe anything.

Can't fix stupid, but you can call it out.

[Generic Other]

62. WTF does she think Passover is all about?

The Jews got vaccinated before the Angel of Death took all the firstborn of Egypt. Dumb cluck. Everyone knows this! Sheesh!