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Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:44 AM

Profiles in Crazy, LXXII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump just finished saying: "Look, if I gave them my tax returns, next they be asking for is justice and good government. All they ever want is more. . . What can you do with these people?"

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Reply Profiles in Crazy, LXXII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Apr 2019 OP
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #1
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Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:52 AM

1. People are saying Donald Trump helped put out the fire in Notre Dame

I tell them, Of course I helped! France is Trump's biggest friend. That French guy, Marconi or Macaroni, you know the one. He's such a great guy. He called me up and asked me to help, and what could I do folks? I rushed over there and put out that fire! Now all that art work inside was not to my taste. Not enough gold leaf for me. But the Frenchies seem to like it, and because they are my biggest supporters, I put out that fire for them. It's what I do, folks. I help out everyone!

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Tue Apr 16, 2019, 10:35 AM

2. France is on fire. On fire. It's hot. I guess their only hope now is Paw Patrol.

Why don't they have parachuting dogs with water buckets and rakes? Marshall where are you? The Jerry Lewis of Paw Patrol, France loves you. Save them. What's up France? Aren't you ready for a ruff ruff rescue? The rest of the world, I think, I think the President of Norway told me, that the rest of the world is using flying dogs to fight fires. Very cost effective. But because of Obama, we're just like France. No flying dogs. Not a one. You ask your mayor, he won't have any. Not a one. You know how much a bucket costs? I don't. I don't buy buckets. It's probably cheap, though. Buckets are cheap. And they hold the water. The water is important if you're fighting fire. The generals tell me that buckets hold the water. I'm not sure you knew that. Buckets hold the water. You can look it up on the Internet. Even CNN will report buckets hold water. I mean, it's something you can't fake. But they don't have the dogs flying with buckets of the water. They probably only got Zuma and Zuma, don't get me started on Zuma. He's worthless.

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