Trump's Pink Floyd Defense

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

He was mad. Of course! Then it's all ok. I was mad-so I killed him. Case closed. That excuses everything. Reminds me of a case I prosecuted long ago. A defendant was charged with Aggravated Assault for stabbing a neighbor after a dispute. At his initial hearing, after I presented the indictment the judge asked him "Sir, do you understand the charges against you? That you have been charged with second degree aggravated assault?" He answered, "No, no, no judge that's all wrong! I was the one who was aggravated!"

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us are. Very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad.

[Shrike47]

1. I had a client charged with delivery of a controlled substance. He said 'Thay's not right. I don't

deliver. I’m old, they have to come to me.”

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

2. That's a good one!