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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump asks Easter egg-hunting CHILDREN "And do we love our military?," discusses economy 'n' Jesus
With First Lady Melania Trump by his side, ramrod straight and expressionless, the president went on to thank the White House Historical Association and the Marine Corps Band, but had special praise for a group of people that do a wonderful job.
I love them, I know they like me, too, said the president ratcheting up the excitement. Its the egg farmers of this country, the egg farmers. And they brought thousands and thousands of eggs. I dont know if you can use them all, but I have a feeling with these young, very ambitious children, theyre going to find a reason.
Maybe most importantly, I want to wish everybody a very happy Easter, Trump said, celebrating one of the most holy days in the Christian religion -the resurrection of Jesus Christ- by touting his handling of the economy. Our country is doing fantastically well. Probably the best its ever done economically. Were setting records on stock markets, were setting records with jobs, and unemployment numbers are the lowest theyve ever been.
And do we love our military? Our militarys building, is literally being completely rebuilt, Trump continued, commemorating Easter with boasts about the nations ability to prosecute wars against its enemies. All with great product, the best product in the world, and you know where its made? In the USA.
So, again, happy Easter, the president said. Enjoy yourselves, and Im coming down right now to be with you.
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/watch-trump-delivers-bizarre-address-to-lawn-full-of-easter-egg-hunting-children/
PeeJ52
(1,588 posts)Now who's going to argue with me about dementia???
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)He's talking to a bunch of kids at an Easter egg hunt. Kids aren't interested in the economy or the military or how great the USA is, they just want to run around on the lawn and look for Easter eggs. And you don't talk to kids at Easter egg hunts about eggs coming from "egg farmers," because Easter eggs don't come from farms, the fucking Easter Bunny brings them!
redwitch
(14,944 posts)Thank you! He is so fucking clueless!
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)Thank you, that made my day.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)What a slap in his furry face to suggest those Easter eggs were brought by egg farmers.
(Who was in the bunny costume this year? Bill Barr?)
onecaliberal
(32,831 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)I thought they stopped farming eggs when they discovered hens could do it better.
MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)Lemme' see you try to explain that to him!
Moostache
(9,895 posts)I would gladly find her not guilty if I sat on her jury for that...temporary insanity seems legit there...
FM123
(10,053 posts)onecaliberal
(32,831 posts)louis-t
(23,292 posts)The only reason God didn't strike him down right there is he didn't want to upset the kids.
Mosby
(16,305 posts)She must hate him, but she made her own bed so F her.
Cold War Spook
(1,279 posts)Trump was not with her.
malaise
(268,955 posts)And do we love our military? Our militarys building, is literally being completely rebuilt,
underpants
(182,788 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)Why not use eggplants in Easter egg hunts? They're a nice shade of purple.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Of course kids love the military!
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Melanoma looks like she needs to be reprogrammed. Her Happy Button isn't working properly.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Who are these abusive parents that are allowing their children to be within a mile of this jackass?
durablend
(7,460 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)It look like he either read the Mueller Report or watched the pee tape before going out on the balcony.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)which Spanky said were supplied by egg farmers.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)...but shouldnt the Easter Bunny bring plastic eggs full of jellybeans or something to the White House?
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)"How about those big, beautiful tax cuts, kids! Happy Easter!"
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)After all, he DID make a stump speech to a bunch of little kids who just wanted to hunt for Easter eggs.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)"And they brought thousands and thousands of eggs."
Image from John Waters "Pink Flamingoes." Edith Massey waits for the eggman.
nykym
(3,063 posts)if the children had collected all those thousands of eggs and pelted tRump with them while he was jabbering!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)But the idea of pelting him with hard-boiled eggs doesn't bother me either.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)PeeJ52
(1,588 posts)He believes he is holding a reelection rally. He really needs help. This is proof. No one talks to children this way.
Cold War Spook
(1,279 posts)Maybe next Christmas he can put some G.I. Joes in the Creche.
MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)Gotta' have a wall surrounding the manger!
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Hed want to cook the sheep too.
Ohiogal
(31,987 posts)for a human being. Zero understanding of anything that doesn't concern his ego.
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)shows how much Bonespur and his admin love our military.
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Well, unless you're stationed at Camp Lejeune. But Marines are tough and don't mind living in tents for the rest of their days, right?