I just want to know who does fat Donnie's hair and spray tan?

[kimbutgar]

Would love to find out who this person is? I wish someone would expose them. I just don’t see fat donnie doing his hair dye or spray tan himself.


What a contrast to President Obama who used to visit local area barbershops. A real man of the people!

[FM123]

1. Hmmmm

I know! Sarah Huckster Sanders!

[ProudLib72]

5. It used to be Hope Hicks

I'm going to agree with you. It's either SHS or Kellyanne.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I've read that he does his own hair because he doesn't want anyone to see his bald spot.

[targetpractice]

7. Ha, yes...

A good friend of mine proposed this axiom...

"Some people keep the last hairstyle that someone told them looks great... It slowly morphs over time into a tragedy."

[kimbutgar]

11. Great quote!

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. ivanka has stated he does his own hair.

She has answered the question of why his hair changes shades from time to time, she said he does his own, including the hair dye, and how dark it is depends on how impatient he is to be done in the am.

I am also convinced he does his make up...that orange stuff...because it looks better on tv....candid pics of him at weekend gold resorts show a very pale face, stringy hair hidden under one of those billed caps.

[kimbutgar]

12. Well I guess that's one thing he knows how to do!

[lagomorph777]

27. One more thing he does very badly!

[JI7]

21. also, why would anyone pay someone to get that type of look

[targetpractice]

3. I imagine it is quite a process...

...done by drones, Jawas, a dunk tank full of leeches, child labor, Hazel the maid, Mr. French (Family Affair), or whatever.

I consider myself quite imaginative, and I've asked your question to myself, but have never come up a satisfying theory. I look forward to responses in this thread.

I really want to know who ties his ties to be SO LONG.

[meadowlander]

4. Dr Feelgood's wife?

[Doreen]

6. How many times do I have to tell you people?

It is not hair. It is some poor innocent creature trapped from the Amazon and force to stay on his head. You do see it trying to escape all the time. Animal cruelty I say.

[Ilsa]

20. Most likely something nearly extinct. LOL nt

[Doreen]

25. Trump would not have it any other way.

[demosincebirth]

8. He uses deck stain for his puss,

[bluedigger]

10. Earl Scheib?

[NurseJackie]

14. ...

[Ilsa]

19. OMG, that is hilarious!!!

I had to look up the name, but leaked some coffee when I read words like "auto collision repair".

[cwydro]

13. Why?

Who cares? this is the last thing that I care about with him.

He’s a criminal.

I don’t care what he looks like or what he does to his hair

[kimbutgar]

15. Because the corruption in him is so bad exposing how he is so fake

Makes me feeler better in a perverse way.

[cwydro]

16. Lol, I totally get you there.

He’s an abomination in every way possible.

[keithbvadu2]

17. Genetics?

[gratuitous]

18. Someone who did something terrible in a previous life?

[Autumn]

22. Lindsey Graham. nt

[Vinca]

23. It must be a construction crew including a person to kill the animal placed on his head,

an architect, a mason, a sculptor and a paint crew.

[slater71]

24. I bet his hair on the sides and back, hang to his shoulders

[Moostache]

26. For me, the hair and skin grotesqueries are just part of the overall pathetic persona.

His inability to understand that neither the hair (especially when he gets the straw yellow going) and the skin (particularly the over-baked turkey and puffy eye variety) look atrocious. No one, I mean NO ONE, can objectively claim that those are good looks for a human body...yet he persists in the misapprehension that he looks "powerful"...what a joke.

Of greater concern to me is his complete inability to think of ANYTHING in the world outside the context of himself. The ham-fisted attempts to insert himself into global events - like the fire fighting 'tips' he offered DURING the Notre Dame fire in Paris... The juvenile attacks on Twitter constantly...as if the world itself is trapped inside Donnie Trump's 2nd grade classroom for post-lunch, pre-nap note passing time or playground bully time.

He is vapid, incurious, non-serious, narcissistic to the core and essentially an irredeemable mess of a shell of a human being. The only solace I take these days is the realization that he HATES not having everyone and everything bow down to his whims and the resultant temper tantrums can't be good for his heart. There's always the hope that TODAY (FINALLY?!) is the day he goes ballistic and strokes out...

[kimbutgar]

29. I wake up some days hoping it is so.

[Karadeniz]

28. I read that Melania.keeps it trimmed. M