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Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:41 AM

A birth gone horribly wrong. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!




Donald ("Trust me, I'm the President" ) Trump is saying: “The baby is born, the mother meets with the doctor, they take care of the baby, they wrap the baby beautifully, and then the doctor and the mother, probably over a couple glasses of wine (because now she can drink, and it's probably imported at tax payer expense) determine whether or not they will execute the baby if so and which dark ritual they want to use. . . . I don't think so."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:43 AM

1. Obviously his mother told him

she wished he had died / killed himself instead of his brother.

Sorry. Yes, I went there. He deserves it.

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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:47 AM

3. He certainly seems to hate his mother, so SOMETHING had to have happened.

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 12:49 PM

14. I don't know why. She certainly seemed to be permissive.

Well, except for the time she shipped his ass to reform schoo--er, I mean, the "military academy".

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:46 AM

2. If only his Mother had the right to CHOOSE

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:54 AM

4. Failed Potatohead A.I. robot project will be aborted. Prototypes to be made into vodka.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:56 AM

5. Donnie thinks he was born the normal way...

... but truth is he plopped out of the other hole.

So that makes Donnie NOT a baby,... Donnie is just a turd,.. and as with all turds,.. you do not re-elect them,.. you just flush turds away into the cesspool so they can stink up the place then slowly rot and decay.


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 10:57 AM

6. I stand by my statement that General Lee was an incredible general. People forget number 2 comes

right after number 1. I think it's terrible we are destroying history. Destroying it. And why, because the guy was a dirty traitor that helped kill more Americans than all the other American wars combined in a pointless war based on the principles that racism and human trafficking are just fine. Well, many fine people like history, particularly that history. I support those many fine people no matter how many peaceful protestors they run over with a car. We can't make America great again without a little racist road kill. You know, unless you want it really great and not "what the fuck is wrong with these people" great.

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Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:05 AM

10. I like HISstory (see what I did there) I created a plaque about a fake battle

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Response to underpants (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:21 AM

13. Rich guys are most likely to have no idea what they're talking about

By Christopher Ingraham
April 26

... Study participants were asked to assess their knowledge of 16 math topics on a five-point scale ranging from “never heard of it” to “know it well, understand the concept.” Crucially, three of those topics were complete fabrications: “proper numbers,” “subjunctive scaling” and “declarative fractions.” Those who said they were knowledgeable about the fictitious topics were categorized as BSers ...

The study drew from the Program for International Student Assessment, which is administered to tens of thousands of 15-year-olds worldwide. The test included a background questionnaire that captures demographic information, along with students’ attitudes toward the subjects they study in school. That section of the test included the questions about math knowledge.

The data revealed that boys across all nine countries were significantly more likely than girls to pretend expertise, with the difference between the two working out to nearly half a standard deviation in some countries — a big gap, statistically speaking ...

There’s also a significant class-based difference, with respondents from the wealthiest households showing a greater proclivity toward overstatement than those from the poorest ...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/04/26/rich-guys-are-most-likely-have-no-idea-what-theyre-talking-about-study-finds/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.075f64691f20&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1

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Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 01:01 PM

15. Your edge is growing an edge.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:03 AM

7. A birth gone horribly wrong. . . .

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:03 AM

8. The birth that I can think of that went horribly wrong

was that trump's birth was successful.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:08 AM

11. Here's Trump in His Larval Form - Before Metamorphosis



Next stage is a cocoon, from which the humanoid trump will emerge in due time.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 11:16 AM

12. So this woman gets pregnant. Who's the father? Is he there?

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She has some story but who knows. Anyway Ben Carson was telling me this story a few months ago. I’m telling it better, better than you’ve ever heard it. And he kept using this word “immaculate”. Immaculate. And I was thinking about Franco Harris. Great guy. Loyal guy. Stayed loyal to his coach. How’s Joe Paterno doing? And what’s next? What if she and the doctor decide Nah! Let’s murder it. What then? Does it change history? Who knows?

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Response to underpants (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 30, 2019, 01:03 PM

16. sweet.

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