My Vietnam. . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!!

[skip fox]

Presidented ("Honor is an empty concept" ) Trump is saying: "What the fake news doesn't tell you is that I wanted to go to Vietnam and serve my country--and I would have been great, by the way--but the bones spurs in my foot held me back. . . . If I would have gone, I probably would have won the Metal of Honor. That's how gung-ho I was. . . . Hoorah!!"

[underpants]

1. Who put the mic above me?

I’ve noticed that camera angles on him are level or actually down (FAKE NEWS) while the angles were always up on W.

[DFW]

2. In honor of Memorial Day

"I hereby designate the White House as the Trump Memorial. Any president after me who
wishes to live here must scratch their name on the wall in the Lincoln Bedroom and write
that they slept there. This is an executive order. It is neither returnable or refundable."

[Elwood P Dowd]

3. Private Bone Spurs had his own Vietnam

with his bedroom assignments in the US.

[keithbvadu2]

10. "A great and very brave soldier"

"A great and very brave soldier"

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

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“The fake news will also tell you that bone spurs won’t heal themselves, but they don’t take into account my great genes. . . . My doctor just told me just yesterday that my foot looks like the foot of an NFL linebacker in his twenties, believe it or not.”

[3catwoman3]

5. It is hard to tell these days - please tell me...

...that he did not really say that.

[skip fox]

6. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but we try to channel our subjects' stupidity deceptiveness, cupidity, hatreds, etc. as well as some of their speech patterns ancd vocal tics all in the name of satire.

But you're exactly right. It is extremely hard to tell where satire ends and reality begins with this spud and his ilk.

[3catwoman3]

7. The problem is that I can totally see him...

...making such a claim. He is his own biggest fan, with nothing to back it up.

[lunatica]

11. He has murdered irony

Slaughtered satire, strangled the outrageous and butchered the unbelievable. Anything goes. All is mundane, normal, Unremarkable and believable in the new Trump world.

[skip fox]

8. D.T. continues:

"And if I would have gone, we wouldn't have lost. Period. End of story."

[skip fox]

9. D.T. is saying:

"Steve Bannon is teaching me how to look really, really mean. First you scrunch up your mouth like this then imagine eating a dog's b*lls while he's still wearing them!"