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mfcorey1

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Thu Jan 5, 2012, 05:25 AM Jan 2012

A little political humor

Last edited Thu Jan 5, 2012, 07:53 AM - Edit history (1)


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and



go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is

for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin

asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the

devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin
writes

him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30

minutes. When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6

million dollars,
so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush

gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he

is
finished the devil informs him that the

cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes

ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to

call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since the Republicans took over,

the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local

call
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A little political humor (Original Post) mfcorey1 Jan 2012 OP
Good one! Paka Jan 2012 #1
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