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Live from London, it's caption time! (Original Post) DesertRat Jun 2019 OP
The Aristocrats! Solly Mack Jun 2019 #1
How about AristoCRAPS! cornball 24 Jun 2019 #4
Cause the joke is funny. :) Solly Mack Jun 2019 #6
lol DesertRat Jun 2019 #5
Ha! LOL! Solly Mack Jun 2019 #7
LOL! lunatica Jun 2019 #40
Ivanka missed the "white gloves required" memo... lapfog_1 Jun 2019 #2
Uh oh, a major breach of protocol! DesertRat Jun 2019 #8
They are a horror show. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #3
The sons must use their father's tailor DesertRat Jun 2019 #10
Eric's and Jared's jacket sleeves are too short, too. greatauntoftriplets Jun 2019 #27
You're right DesertRat Jun 2019 #28
She went for Little House on the Prairie. LuckyLib Jun 2019 #32
Hope they had to go through metal detector on the way out.... MLAA Jun 2019 #9
The Carol Burnett Show called and they want their curtains back. nt UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #11
Lol Green Line Jun 2019 #14
And the Gone with the Wind wardrobe dept. wants Tiff's dress back. nt DesertRat Jun 2019 #15
Pretenders to the throne. LakeArenal Jun 2019 #12
Doughturd Jr. really has the rump stance down pat. UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #13
It looks like Eric's wife told Traitor Tot, "Don't you ever fucking touch me!" TheBlackAdder Jun 2019 #36
They're all hideous Green Line Jun 2019 #16
(nothing) Upstairs, Downstairs NRaleighLiberal Jun 2019 #17
The Valet Parking staff, at your service! NRaleighLiberal Jun 2019 #18
Come an' listen to my story ' bout a man named Trump, Ohiogal Jun 2019 #19
The Clampetts go to London. DesertRat Jun 2019 #29
Bizarre Turbineguy Jun 2019 #20
Holy sweet Jeebus on the prairie mcar Jun 2019 #21
that dress doesn't do Tiffany any good demtenjeep Jun 2019 #43
I'm sad to say that Tiffany doesn't look Ilsa Jun 2019 #22
I think Tiff's starting to take after her father. DesertRat Jun 2019 #39
College is stressful. Ilsa Jun 2019 #41
I understand DesertRat Jun 2019 #42
The Suthurn Belles from Georgia ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #23
Just need a couple of their cousins with them... Captain Zero Jun 2019 #24
Ivanka looks like the woman in the American Gothic painting Leith Jun 2019 #25
I was thinking June Cleaver. Lars39 Jun 2019 #26
June it is, 1950s all the way appalachiablue Jun 2019 #31
Who buttons a tail jacket? Looks like one of those white Furbys is trying to escape, sinkingfeeling Jun 2019 #30
Chastity Ball... 20 years too late. N/T. JustFiveMoreMinutes Jun 2019 #33
Traitor Tot always stands like he's some drunk 15-year-old at a neighbor's pool party. TheBlackAdder Jun 2019 #34
It looks like Ivanka raided Tiffany's plastic surgery trust fund. TheBlackAdder Jun 2019 #35
There's not a single "elegance" gene in the whole family, is there? JHB Jun 2019 #37
Money can't buy elegance and class DesertRat Jun 2019 #38

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)
10. The sons must use their father's tailor
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 10:49 PM
Jun 2019

White Tie Etiquette 101:
Front of the coat ends slightly below the waist
Length of waistcoat does NOT extend below the front of tailcoat
And their pants are too long.

They all look ridiculous.

greatauntoftriplets

(175,698 posts)
27. Eric's and Jared's jacket sleeves are too short, too.
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:50 PM
Jun 2019

Words fail me at Ivanka's whatever the hell that is.

Ohiogal

(31,669 posts)
19. Come an' listen to my story ' bout a man named Trump,
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:04 PM
Jun 2019

A rich man he ain’t, everyone says he’s a chump ....

mcar

(42,210 posts)
21. Holy sweet Jeebus on the prairie
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:11 PM
Jun 2019

WTF is Ivanka wearing?

Not mentioning Tiffany's Scarlett O'Hara wine-colored drapes.

These people are rich enough to have stylists. Either their stylists hate them, or they are as incompetent as their bosses.

Ilsa

(61,675 posts)
22. I'm sad to say that Tiffany doesn't look
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:16 PM
Jun 2019

well. Her face is so rounded that I'm wondering if she is on corticosteroids for a medical problem.

I think she should have chosen a lighter color to wear, too.

Ilsa

(61,675 posts)
41. College is stressful.
Tue Jun 4, 2019, 10:29 AM
Jun 2019

It's not unusual to gain or lose a significant amount of weight with schedule changes, variations in available diet, etc. I think this is why her appearance has changed so much.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
23. The Suthurn Belles from Georgia
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:20 PM
Jun 2019

WTF? I mean WTF!?!?!

Jr can't help but look awkward as fuck. Eric can't help but look stupid as fuck. Kushner can't help but look slimy as fuck.

Leith

(7,802 posts)
25. Ivanka looks like the woman in the American Gothic painting
Mon Jun 3, 2019, 11:46 PM
Jun 2019

Tiffany looks pregnant, early stage, retaining water.

JHB

(37,132 posts)
37. There's not a single "elegance" gene in the whole family, is there?
Tue Jun 4, 2019, 01:59 AM
Jun 2019

If they're going to look like it's prom night, can we see the photo from four hours later, when we know who barfed all over themselves?

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