Trump Visiting Church in Golf Attire: That Dotard 'Billionaire' Can't Even Afford a Tailor.

[TheBlackAdder]

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What the fuck is it with this?

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At least the violin player seems to be able to express his feelings!

I've been to many concerts and I don't recall any violin players holding their instrument like that.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I don't think you can get heel lifts for golf shoes.

It looks like he's actually stepping on the hem of the left leg.

[Docreed2003]

2. And while it's reported that he showed up for prayers for the shooting victims

It was also an opportunity for the pastor to "pray over" him, in the "National day of prayer for our president" the evangelicals had set up

[TheBlackAdder]

3. Supposedly, he's now appologizing for doing that. Many of his congregants are pissed.

[tanyev]

4. He probably insists on an inseam that would be appropriate for someone who really is 6'3".

[hlthe2b]

5. Or these!

Rumor has it he wears lifts in his normal shoes which he can't do in golf and other shoes so we get....

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Lifts? He's already over 6 feet! Man, those pants are really shabby. Where are his shoes?

[hlthe2b]

7. He's not 6'3 though he claims to be and needs to be so as not to be considered obese on BMI charts