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Wed Jun 5, 2019, 03:13 PM

The Irish Trip: Rotting Flesh Pt. 5

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Cost so far: 1.2 million for VIP suites at the Mayfair in London.
A bunch of ill-fitting and tacky dresses that canít be returned as they have been worn already.
1 million for limosines rented out by an Irish funeral home.

By the time they arrive at their destination Trump resort and golf club, the whole entourage smells suspiciously like formaldyhyde and mothballs. And all of the Irish ghosts in the cars cast a pall which will now follow him everywhere he goes!

When the Grim Reaper running the Senate smells him when he gets home, it will excite his old bones into a frenzy.

Banshees are heard moaning in the distance. The Hounds of the Baskervilles. Headless horsemen. Phantom Fomorians. Orangemen!!





Trump goes to London to visit the Queen (my screenplay) Part One:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212151767

Trump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition Part Two:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212158018

Tea with Prince Charles and Camilla and The State Banquet -- Part 3 and 4
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212159350

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 03:14 PM

1. Remember

A Trump never pays his debts.

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Response to Generic Other (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 04:06 PM

2. That alone should kill any comparison to the Lannisters

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Response to bigbrother05 (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 04:24 PM

3. Excpet that they really are as evil...

And probably just as incestuous.

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 04:32 PM

4. The US taxpayers are paying for this debacle



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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #4)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 05:02 PM

5. The Queen had a "We too" Moment

When Trump touched her back. Trevor Noah said "It could have been worse."

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