YES, Don Jr. I'm sure it was incredible and truly unforgettable for the Queen to meet you, as well.

[Miles Archer]

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr



Buckingham Palace... an incredible experience with Her Majesty The Queen. Truly unforgettable. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸

Link to tweet

[TheBlackAdder]

1. He stands like a 16-year-old 110 pound weakling after lifting weights and trying to look buff.

[Miles Archer]

25. He stands like a much younger boy who pooped on his own for the first time and was told by mommy...

"GOOD BOY!"

[lunatica]

29. The Trump siblings didn't get any photo ops with the royals.

So there was only Trump family members taking a photo in front of a plaque that said “no photos allowed”, or this dummy standing all by himself outside the residence and jarvanka staring stupidly out a window.

The royals sure pared down the Royal welcome to the bare essentials didn’t they?

[canetoad]

33. He stands like a belligerent chimpanzee

I hope he didn't beat his chest and try to pick fleas off the Queen.

[Maru Kitteh]

2. Did someone put razor blades in the armpits of that off-the-rack suit he's wearing?

Why is he standing like that?

[TheBlackAdder]

4. If you follow his pencil-arms, it looks like his shoulder pads stick out 2-3 inches from shoulder.

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Traitor Tot: Macy*s gives free alterations in their Men's Department. You should take them up on it.

But, as everyone but you knows, you make sure the jacket fits properly, so you only need to tailor the pants.

.

[dhol82]

3. Cheap, poorly tailored jacket

I’m sure he was thrilled with it.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. He must use the same loser tailor his father uses. Trump probably stiffed all the good tailors.

.

So now they have to buy off the rack and go as is.

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[dhol82]

14. Sounds about right

I’m sure he got fatherly advice about proper sartorial flair.

[GoCubsGo]

10. A taste for ugly, ill-fitting clothing runs in the family, it seems.

As does that stance. I guess he's practicing for life 10 years down the road, when he gets to be as bloated as his daddy.

[mokawanis]

5. Don't ask the queen what she thinks of you (don jr)

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she might not give the answer that you want her to.

[area51]

28. Oh well. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Did he discover at the last minute that he had to dress up

and pulled that jacket out of the lost-and-found box?

I'm sure the Queen found their visit unforgettable, too, although she probably wishes it wasn't.

[Me.]

7. Boy They Certainly Trolled The Palace & Banquet

[IcyPeas]

9. they have some fans in Ireland apparently:

they went pub hopping

While the main protest for Trump's Irish visit is planned for Dublin on Thursday, it was the adoring locals in Doonbeg who outnumbered the demonstrators that greeted the U.S. president upon his arrival at Shannon Airport.

On Wednesday, Doonbeg residents decked the streets in American flags and bunting, crediting Mr Trump with securing local livelihoods after he bought the nearby gold resort in 2014.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/eric-trump-pulls-world-s-worst-pint-during-us-president-s-state-visit-to-ireland-a4161116.html

[GoCubsGo]

12. They're all his employees.

I'm sure they're being paid to appear "adoring." Or, more likely, cowed into it by threats of losing their jobs if they protested.

[dhol82]

15. Must have learned that from Dear Leader Kim.

[IcyPeas]

17. or they went for some free beer. LOL /nt

[Tipperary]

11. The fuck is wrong with this guy?

Who stands like that?

[rsdsharp]

20. George W. Bush always stands like that.

With the backs of his hands turned forward.

[kskiska]

22. Ex-President Vicente Fox of Mexico

used to say that George W. walks like he has two watermelons under his arms.

[rsdsharp]

24. I defer to President Fox.

[underpants]

13. Seeing how she didn't invite YOU she was probably surprised

None of the kids were on the invite.

[dhol82]

16. Is that true? None of the kids were on the invite?

Guess that’s why they were doubly pissed that they couldn’t stay at the palace.
What a sleazy crew.

[underpants]

21. Yep. Second paragraph

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/04/politics/trump-family-royal-family-status/index.html

Queen Elizabeth II formally invited just President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump to travel to London for an official State Banquet at Buckingham Palace. But the event became more of an extended family affair, with Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump and his wife Lara, and Tiffany Trump all joining the exclusive party.

[kskiska]

23. But not 13-year-old Barron

Nary a mention.

[Miles Archer]

26. That makes me feel much better about the fact that my tax dollars helped pay for it

Especially Lara. While Don Jr. Eric & Tiffany brought their cutting-edge skills to the proceedings, it just wouldn't have been the same without Lara.

[dhol82]

31. Wow!

What pigs.

[Bluepinky]

18. The scraggly, unshaven look doesn't compliment him.

The Queen probably didn’t want him too close to her in case whatever he’s afflicted with is contagious.

[TexasBushwhacker]

32. Even worse on Eric n/t

[MFGsunny]

19. BiB ... Boys in Beards were doubly ugly as their sister, the Princess-in-Passe Prints.

They flunked out of Prim/Proper Charm School.

Think the opposite fact ::

when they say they look/say "fantastic" .... we all know they really display "bullshit"

[BlueStater]

27. He stands like he just sharted in his pants and he doesn't know what to do next.

Embarrassing, classless moron.

[DownFromTheMountain]

30. Translation:

I've already forgotten about it. And I get to keep this sweet suit from Wardrobe!