Bachmann is now up for hire as a consultant
. There are three packages available, the Standard Bachmann b.s. Package, the Deluxe Bachmann b.s. package, and the Coup de Grâce Bachmann b.s. Package!
Do you need to learn how to sling mud and proper finger-pointing etiquette? Michele is your woman. Are you guilty of bad business practices? Under Michele’s tutelage, you will learn how to quickly turn the tables of the errors of your ways and point your finger at a completely innocent party, thus absolving yourself from all blame.
These two critical items are taught in all three packages.
Do you have a problem thinking for yourself? No worries when you purchase the Deluxe Package. This package includes the gift of script memorization. No need to ever have to think for yourself again. You may hire the best of the best to do your thinking for you, and through Michele’s patented Script Memorization Technique, you will be able to speak most eloquently, almost mesmerizing to those listening, and without giving away any clues that your IQ is equivalent to your shoe size.
The best results are, however, when you take advantage of Michele Bachmann’s Coup de Grâce Package, which combines script memorization with learning how to change the topic. Under Bachmann’s strict guidance, you will learn how to carefully evade answering a direct question posed to you… and in such a manner, the questioner will never realize that their original inquiry has never been addressed!
Michele is a true Rock Star in this area of consulting. Simply reference the Republican Primary Debates she attended for proof positive. Highlights available online at no charge.
All three packages are available for financing to anyone with a minimum credit score of 800, a minimum of $500,000 in investments, DTI ratio of 30%, and 50% or more equity in all properties currently owned. Credit cards are accepted with an additional processing fee of 20%. Cash up front, and under the table, is Michele’s preferred method of payment. No refund available as she guarantees to win!
SPECIAL OFFER! Available only for the next 48 hours,........
It gets better at the link:
http://motleynews.net/2012/01/04/michele-bachmann-now-for-hire/
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