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Mon Jun 10, 2019, 03:55 PM

Whenever Louie Gohmert opens his mouth, the rest of America instantly becomes the guy on the right.

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Reply Whenever Louie Gohmert opens his mouth, the rest of America instantly becomes the guy on the right. (Original post)
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2019 OP
Siwsan Jun 2019 #1
Sneederbunk Jun 2019 #2
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #3
maddiemom Jun 2019 #33
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #34
demtenjeep Jun 2019 #4
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2019 #8
QED Jun 2019 #17
hedda_foil Jun 2019 #23
IronLionZion Jun 2019 #19
demtenjeep Jun 2019 #29
wasupaloopa Jun 2019 #5
irisblue Jun 2019 #9
47of74 Jun 2019 #20
superpatriotman Jun 2019 #11
TxVietVet Jun 2019 #18
True Blue American Jun 2019 #6
50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #7
underpants Jun 2019 #10
StarfishSaver Jun 2019 #12
George II Jun 2019 #13
SunSeeker Jun 2019 #14
trueblue2007 Jun 2019 #15
rurallib Jun 2019 #16
Fritz Walter Jun 2019 #21
Penn Voter Jun 2019 #22
Cyrano Jun 2019 #24
Marthe48 Jun 2019 #25
VOX Jun 2019 #26
Funtatlaguy Jun 2019 #27
Gothmog Jun 2019 #28
walkingman Jun 2019 #30
Skittles Jun 2019 #32
PatrickforO Jun 2019 #36
Skittles Jun 2019 #38
czarjak Jun 2019 #41
stuffmatters Jun 2019 #31
PatrickforO Jun 2019 #35
betsuni Jun 2019 #37
GarColga Jun 2019 #39
progressoid Jun 2019 #40

Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 03:55 PM

1. Yup!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 03:57 PM

2. Or thinks Texass.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 03:59 PM

3. ROFL! I'd love to know exactly what he was thinking, but

it had to be something along the lines of, "Where did they find this numbnuts?" or "I wish I were doing something else right now. Anything else." or "Have I died and gone to Hell?"

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:55 PM

33. The strangest thing about Gohmert which is rarely EVER mentioned...

During the Seventies, he lived in the Soviet Union as an exchange student. You'd think he'd be more sophisticated OR use it more to defend his right wing views....OR, maybe he's the most successful mole ever. For what purpose, I'm not sure.

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Response to maddiemom (Reply #33)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:56 PM

34. Unless his weapons-grade stupidity is really just a brilliant act,

he wouldn't be a very good spy.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:01 PM

4. all I can think of when I see this is the game Gooy Louie

where kids pick buugers out a nose until one pops and the brain bursts out

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:05 PM

8. The show Alpha House featured a dimwitted Republican Senator named Louis Laffer.

And I'm pretty sure there was no coincidence in who inspired the character.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:59 PM

17. That's a great program.

I enjoyed it so much.

It's on amazon for those not familiar with it.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:15 PM

23. I actually think Laffer was Pence.

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:24 PM

19. I didn't believe that was a real game

so I googled

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:13 PM

29. yes and it was in my home for years when my children were little

believe it was a daughter's request to get it

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:04 PM

5. What about the voters who elect him? Don't they have a clew about they are not getting

Intelligent representation?

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Response to wasupaloopa (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:13 PM

9. He's been their rep since 2005. They know what they got

Texas 1

Just like Gym Jordan , Ohio 4 knows who they keep reelecting.

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Response to irisblue (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:32 PM

20. Or Steve King (R-racist dipshit)

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Response to wasupaloopa (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:15 PM

11. His constituency is truly to blame

As are all constituents of daffy congresscritters.

They don't just walk into their jobs.

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Response to superpatriotman (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:24 PM

18. He reflects his constituency.

A giant bunch of dumbfux.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:04 PM

7. Priceless!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:14 PM

10. Oh that's too funny

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:27 PM

12. LOL!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:36 PM

13. That's beautiful, great observation.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:40 PM

14. LOL

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:43 PM

15. i can't stand him !!!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:57 PM

16. Almost looks like he practiced that look to get it perfect

and he did get it perfect

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:35 PM

21. The diverse "plaid shirt guy"

This wasn't a campaign rally in Montana, but the similarity is striking.


All that was needed to make this complete was for Gohmert (Pyle) to pronounce "anonymous" as "anomenous."

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:08 PM

22. Louie Gomer

the south bound end of a north bound horse!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:26 PM

24. Many politicians have parks or buildings named after them

Louie Gohmert will break the mold.

Henceforth, whenever someone passes gas, the term "fart" will no longer apply.

It will be said that someone just cut a Gohmert.

As always, the stench will be the clue.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:40 PM

25. Thought of the I'm with stupid tee shirt

ubtil I saw the picture. LOL

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:49 PM

26. Pinheads gotta pinhead.

And Louie’s cephalic index is far too micro for any significant measurement.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:50 PM

27. That needs to be plastered everywhere that Gohmert goes

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:03 PM

28. K&R

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:32 PM

30. As a Texan I can tell you without a doubt he is a total lunatic. The scary thing is there

are a lot of Texans that think like him. Like they say....“Texas – It's Like a Whole Nuther Country”.

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Response to walkingman (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:50 PM

32. yup

when I first moved to Texas I would see bumper stickers saying, "If you ain't Texan you ain't shit" - I would ask the car driver, isn't that saying if you ARE Texan you ARE shit? They NEVER understood what I was saying.

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Response to Skittles (Reply #32)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 08:46 PM

36. Honestly...you're lucky to come out that particular question alive.

Texas is pretty scary, but hey, we've got some for-profit concentration camps down there now! There's even one under an overpass. And, don't forget that Texas does have Gohmert.

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Response to PatrickforO (Reply #36)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 08:49 PM

38. aw f***

they.....ain't shit

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Response to walkingman (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 11:56 PM

41. Nutter!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 07:35 PM

31. Semper Asparagusbrains

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 08:43 PM

35. LOL, absolutely!

Gohmert is such a moron that I don't know how he successfully dresses himself each day.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 08:46 PM

37. LOL

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 10:20 PM

39. Louie Gohmert, video bomber

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Response to GarColga (Reply #39)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 10:35 PM

40. What the hell???

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