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Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:14 PM

Can Trump order his tailor to be hung?

After seeing videos of himself in the U.K., Trump went absolutely bugshit, broke much of the White House furniture, and ordered his tailor hung on the White House lawn.

The Secret Service spirited the tailor away and hid him in an undisclosed location.

But here's the big question. While trying on his tux, et. al., didn't he see that he looked like a fool? Wasn't he afraid that the buttons would pop off his shirt and hit the Queen in the eye? Didn't he realize that he looked like the buffoon he is?

My guess is that his tailor is a Democrat who intentionally dressed the clown like a clown.

Do you suppose he can find a Republican tailor who can make him look somewhat like a non-alien?

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Reply Can Trump order his tailor to be hung? (Original post)
Cyrano Jun 2019 OP
brooklynite Jun 2019 #1
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #2
Cyrano Jun 2019 #6
NCjack Jun 2019 #3
Doreen Jun 2019 #4
Cyrano Jun 2019 #7
dem4decades Jun 2019 #5
Cyrano Jun 2019 #9
jmowreader Jun 2019 #15
Me. Jun 2019 #8
Cyrano Jun 2019 #10
Arkansas Granny Jun 2019 #11
Me. Jun 2019 #16
Hekate Jun 2019 #12
Cyrano Jun 2019 #14
kskiska Jun 2019 #13
mopinko Jun 2019 #17
3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #18

Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:14 PM

1. No wire hangers ever!

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:23 PM

2. Hung or hanged?

If he's hung, he might be either well-endowed or suspended in a closet. If he's hanged, the consequences are far more dire.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:28 PM

6. Okay, got it. Although the closet idea is nice.

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:24 PM

3. Compare Prince Charles' outfit to Mr. Trump's. Notice who

displayed more than 20 national service awards, and who has none. Prince Charles is admired enough to get all those awards. He even has a BIG one that required a chain around his neck! (And, who has none?)

I predict that the next task to be assigned by Trump to Mulvaney is to get some awards rolling in. Of course, we can't count the Putin/Russian awards -- those are displayed only in the Kremlin in the secret "Trump Room".

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:25 PM

4. I am sitting in a busy store laughing my

ass off. People are looking at me funny. This is hilarious.

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Response to Doreen (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:34 PM

7. Enjoy. Too little to laugh about these days

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:27 PM

5. The rope would probably be too long anyway.

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Response to dem4decades (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:43 PM

9. No accounting for taste.

I've always had this sick fantasy about an incompetent hangman who makes the rope so long that his victim's feet hit the floor. I really don't know what happens then. After all, how many times can you hang someone?

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Response to Cyrano (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:13 PM

15. I think it'll be a little like this

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:38 PM

8. No Tailor Was Involved

and in fact the tailor shop who usually does the clothes for the president and has for the last 100 years gave an interview declining credit. That white tie/tails was rented if you ask me

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Response to Me. (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:44 PM

10. Really. Are you kidding or is this true?

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Response to Cyrano (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:55 PM

11. Trump's look is not my fault, says White House tailor

as he insists he doesn't know where President got his poorly fitted state banquet attire from - while Savile Row expert reveals: 'It's wrong in every way!'

The official tailor to the White House has insisted he's not to blame for President Donald Trump's ill-fitting tuxedo at the state banquet with the Queen.

Ismet Dil, 69, whose company has provided dinner jackets and tails to America's leaders for a century, claimed he didn't recognise the suit, which was heavily mocked online and criticised for being 'wrong in every way' by a Savile Row tailor.

'This is my profession. It’s not right,' Mr Dil, the master tailor at Scogna Formal Wear told The Times.

https://www.msn.com/en-in/lifestyle/style/trumps-look-is-not-my-fault-says-white-house-tailor-as-he-insists-he-doesnt-know-where-president-got-his-poorly-fitted-state-banquet-attire-from-while-savile-row-expert-reveals-its-wrong-in-every-way/ar-AACAKJw

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Response to Cyrano (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:32 PM

16. REally

“The official tailor to the White House has insisted he's not to blame for President Donald Trump's ill-fitting tuxedo at the state banquet with the Queen.

Ismet Dil, 69, whose company has provided dinner jackets and tails to America's leaders for a century, claimed he didn't recognise the suit, which was heavily mocked online and criticised for being 'wrong in every way' by a Savile Row tailor.

'This is my profession. It’s not right,' Mr Dil, the master tailor at Scogna Formal Wear told The Times.
'I don’t care if he is president. Someone is responsible — somebody helped him get dressed like that.'“

https://www.msn.com/en-au/lifestyle/style/trumps-look-is-not-my-fault-says-white-house-tailor-as-he-insists-he-doesnt-know-where-president-got-his-poorly-fitted-state-banquet-attire-from-while-savile-row-expert-reveals-its-wrong-in-every-way/ar-AACA8EW?li=AA2FZ8I

“The official tailor to the White House has refused to take the blame for President Donald Trump's widely mocked tuxedo at the state banquet with Queen Elizabeth II during his official UK visit.”

https://meaww.com/white-house-tailor-says-no-recognize-president-trump-poorly-fitted-state-banquet-attire

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:57 PM

12. I doubt the WH tailor is anything but professional. The Mad King's hair, makeup, & clothes...

...are his personal fault. Given his personality, I think he bellows at anyone who dares to attempt to tell him anything about his appearance. After all, his magic mirror tells him he still looks like a 35 yo stud-about-town.

And his brain is turning to mush.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 05:02 PM

14. Horrible as the thought is, he may

have been better off nude.

Yes, I know. It's not palace protocol. Nonetheless. given the choice between what he was wearing, and wearing nothing, ...

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 04:59 PM

13. I'm sure he absolutely hated to have to wear a monkey suit at all,

but if that's what it took to hang with the Royals…

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 06:18 PM

17. i suspect the fitting, if there was one, was like trying to fit

a hyperactive 4 yo ringbearer on a hot day in july in a store across from candy city.
he just couldnt get through it.
because he is that far gone.

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)

Mon Jun 10, 2019, 10:11 PM

18. Trump doesn't want a tailor, because the tailor would...

...know that Trump isn't "hung."

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