OH FFS. Trump pulls folded piece of paper from pocket, tells reporters it's the SECRET MEXICO DEAL.

[Miles Archer]

CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics

President Trump pulls a piece of paper from his jacket he says is one page of a secret agreement with Mexico: "I am going to let Mexico do the announcement at the right time."

The Mexican foreign minister indicated there is no secret or outstanding deal (link: https://cnn.it/2WvzVdp) cnn.it/2WvzVdp

Link to tweet

[Pachamama]

1. He is such a classy stable genius....

The funniest thing is that a Washington Post photographer took a picture and it was readable and apparently makes little sense...


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/06/11/post-photographer-snapped-an-image-trumps-alleged-secret-mexico-deal-heres-what-it-says/?utm_term=.c344298440c8

[Xipe Totec]

2. A deal so secret that even the Mexican government doesn't know about it. nt

[Tanuki]

3. Reminds me of some his other ridiculous stage props, like the stacks of empty folders

or the steaks labeled Trump Steaks when that brand no longer existed.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2017/01/12/what-was-those-folders-donald-trump-press-conference/BVq5qgRjAKk2rpICgQEOTN/story.html%3foutputType=amp

[Skittles]

4. fucker looks like Tweety bird with that ridiculous "hair"

[no_hypocrisy]

5. He got that trick from Joe McCarthy.

In 1950, McCarthy pulled out a piece of paper at a Ladies' Luncheon in WV and claimed it contained the names of 205 Communists within the US Government. It was never proved the paper contained a single name.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

20. I remember that.

[bullwinkle428]

23. The very first thing that came to my mind as well.

[Guilded Lilly]

6. And two seconds later, his pants caught on fire. Sorry assed liar spews again.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. Probably nothing more than a bill of sale for the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Vinca]

8. If there was anything on that piece of paper it was probably a note reminding him

what his name is and where he's going.

[ronatchig]

9. Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of

My pocket

[mahina]

14. Again?

Lol

[crazytown]

15. That trick never works

[3catwoman3]

19. More like a rabbit out of...

...his ass.

[Sancho]

10. too bad that MF45 can't ready (English or Spanish)...

[watoos]

11. Kabuki theater.

[FailureToCommunicate]

12. Wait. Was that the SAME piece of paper he said was a love letter from Kim Jong-un?

The letter he said was..."well, you know, too personal to share details" with reporters yesterday?

What a pathalogical liar, lame loser, and lowlife, pathetic sad little man.

[Miles Archer]

18. Morning Joe had a montage of 3 Trump paper pulling out clips

1). A very nice letter from President Obama

2). A very nice letter from Kim

3). "Page One" of his very secret "deal" with Mexico

[ginnyinWI]

13. Well, isn't he special.

He's getting so cute with his little cons, isn't he?

[lunamagica]

16. Don.y you know it's SO secret it is written with INVISIBLE INK?

[DallasNE]

17. The By-Laws For A Bowling League

Run about 4-5 pages so how possibly can a trade agreement be a 1 page document. I would expect a cover letter to even be more than one page. So what exactly was that sheet of paper.

[mopinko]

21. "here it is. it's a very simple deal." also-

in the next sentence "this is just one page of a very long deal"

[bluedigger]

22. The Washington Post got photos of the paper.

It appears to be legit, such as it is.

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. "Drink your Ovaltine" nt

[Scurrilous]

25. K&R

[Kingofalldems]

26. It's the 3rd Secret of Fatima!