The future's so bright for inevitable Fox News consultant Sarah Sanders, she's gotta wear shades.

[Miles Archer]

My guess is that she'll end up on one of their "panel" shows like "The Five," which if I remember correctly, was four women and one man.

She's got to be a "hot property" in the minds of Fox, primarily because she infuriates everyone outside of their MAGAt viewings audience.

Remember, folks, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and even though her appearing on the network could have a short, painful, cringe-inducing tenure, it's like sashimi lovers in Japan who KNOW that fugu liver is toxic and will kill them, but they just have to touch the tip of their tongue to it to feel the tingle.

Tonight, Fox News is tingling. Bet on it.

[TexasBushwhacker]

1. Technically she's a partner in her husband's consulting firm. N/t

[Takket]

2. Yup. She will end up a millionaire as the result of her lies

“MAGA”.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. She'll take over the role of Aunt Lydia on Season 4 of "The Handmaid's Tale".

[shanny]

4. To be a "hot property" on Fux you have to be "hot".

Wimmin, anyway. I don't see it. A Greta-van-Susteren facelift/makeover/whatevs won't do it.

[Initech]

5. Hey Fox News funnels their people to the White House, and they give them right back.

This is the ultimate circular firing squad!

[rainin]

6. Aren't there enough of us to organize a campaign to make it difficult

to hire her anywhere?

[Scurrilous]

7. She'll need shades alright...

...to keep from being blinded by all the blondes.