Anyone notice that Sarah Three Names

[Ohiogal]

made sure she attended the state dinner in England before she left office?

She got paid to do nothing for months, then got paid to go to a fancy dinner with British royalty right before quitting.

Nice gig if you can get it, I guess.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Sarah's middle name is HUCKSTERBEE.....

Because she is from a Huckster family. The apple does not fall far from the tree.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. Harrah Suckabee Handlers

[lpbk2713]

2. Always up for a photo op.

"Look. Here I am with the Royal Family."

[Miigwech]

3. Sorry but, 'can't make silk purse out of a sow's ear'

can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

Be unable to turn something ugly or inferior into something attractive or of value, as in No matter how expensive his clothes, he still looks sloppy—you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. This expression was already a proverb in the mid-1500s.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/can-t-make-a-silk-purse-out-of-a-sow-s-ear

[Harker]

4. It might be fun to try. n/t

[Miigwech]

7. She will be wearing the latest in hobobilly couture

High-Heeled Shoes Gone Wild With 'Horse and Gun' Shoes

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/photos/high-heeled-shoes-wild-horse-gun-shoes-13579648/image-13579702

[Harker]

8. Oh my. n/t

[Mendocino]

27. Who could wear those hideous things?

Sarah Palin...Tammy Faye Bakker...Ann Coulter?

[ProudLib72]

11. Don't be mean. No one is cutting off SHS's ear!

And who would want that purse anyway?

[Wounded Bear]

18. Actually, you can...sort of...

http://adlittlechronicles.blogspot.com/2008/07/of-silk-purses-and-lead-balloons.html

The Silk Purse (1)

In 1921, in order to obtain some favorable publicity for his fledgling company, Arthur Dehon Little, the founder of Arthur D. Little, Inc., of Cambridge, Mass., decided to challenge his chemists and engineers to create "silk" from pork byproducts. The idea behind this surprising and not very practical experiment was to prove that something said to be impossible was, with sufficient effort and ingenuity, attainable. The old adage that said, "you can't make a silk purse of a sow's ear" had been used for years to discourage inventiveness and enterprise. As Arthur himself stated, "We resolved...to prove that it was false, and we have done so. We have made a silk purse of a sow's ear."

The chemists' first step was to observe the production of silk by silkworms, analyzing both the process and the product. They found that the viscous liquid emitted from ducts in the worm's head turned to silk after contact with air and that it was chemically akin to glue. Following this lead, the lab purchased one hundred pounds of sows' ears (certified to be authentic by an affidavit from the supplier, Wilson & Company, meatpackers in Chicago) and reduced it to ten pounds of glue, which was turned to gelatin by adding small amounts of chrome alum and acetone. After much trial and error the chemists hit upon a means of producing fine strands by filtering the gelatin under pressure and forcing the substance through a perforated spinneret. The resulting brittle strands, softened by bathing in a glycerin solution, were dried, dyed, and woven into cloth of "the desired soft, silky feel." From this cloth two ten-inch long "silk" purses were cut and stitched in imitation of a medieval design, used for holding silver coins in one end, and gold in the other.

[Auggie]

5. Mmmm ... I honestly might have done the same thing

I would have gone just to ride on Air Force One. Royal dinner? Nah, I'd hang out in a pub ...

[Mr.Bill]

6. She'll pay for these last few years

for the rest of her career, as will many who worked for Trump. It's worse for her than most, though. There is so much video of her lying it will haunt her everywhere she goes.

[TygrBright]

9. The demand for brazen barefaced liars continues to increase. She'll be fine. n/t

[rurallib]

12. Excellent point! Corporations never seem to have enough or she

can follow daddy into preaching and shearing the flock of ll those dirty dollars.

[Stonepounder]

10. Absolutely.

And she just doesn't have the looks to be a FauxNews commentator.

[czarjak]

13. Are you sure she wasn't offered another job?

They had to be impressed.

[FakeNoose]

20. There's a rumor she's running for governor of Arkansas

Who knows? I surely don't, nor do I care.

[Iggo]

24. Long as it ain't California.

Although, it would be hilarious if she tried.

[Iggo]

23. I thought the reason she stuck around so long was because she WASN'T being offered any jobs.

So you might be right.

Maybe someone finally called her back.

[enid602]

14. Sarah

Ir simply would not be a proper State Dinner without the Dutchess of Cornhole in attendance.

[mahannah]

16. The three name thing was the least of her travisties. Hillary did the three name thing too.

[Scarsdale]

17. Yes. I wondered about that.

I saw her sitting next to the Prince of Whales (tRump's spelling) at the dinner table. He looked as though he had no idea who she was. At least Iwanka and the "boys" were kept away from the royals. No photos with them allowed. Sarah looked as glowing as usual. Just like a Shack of Sit. Thankfully, her legs were concealed under the table. She stands with them apart. I don't know if that is to keep her balance, or inviting the p**sy grabber in chief to take a shot. So, back to Arkansas. Next stop - her own church?

[BillyBobBrilliant]

19. Just like all good

Assassins --
She assassinated the truth, human decency, and every aesthetic I can think of.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

21. Did she give the Royals evil eye lessons?

..........

[malaise]

22. Has queenie checked her silverware?

[xxqqqzme]

25. Did all of the administration swamp rats

go to the UK? That was a mob invasion.

[Funtatlaguy]

26. I call her SarahAwShucksAbee but Hucksterbee is more accurate.