Kellyanne Conway to Leave White House Immediately and Begin New Job at Kremlin

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The embattled Presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway will leave her post at the White House, effective immediately, and begin a new job at the Kremlin on Friday, the White House and the Kremlin have confirmed.

Conway, who has served as a counsellor to President Donald Trump, will serve as a counsellor to President Vladimir Putin.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, announced the news in sombre fashion. “Everyone here is happy for Kellyanne, but our nation has lost a great liar,” she said.

Conway told reporters that she was excited to work in “a country that doesn’t have dumb old laws like the Hatch Act.”

“As a federal employee, there were so many restrictions on getting involved in American elections, but at the Kremlin that’ll be my main job,” she said.


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[democratisphere]

1. Kellyanne's real master has called her home.

[Wounded Bear]

2. If only that were true...

[Skittles]

3. she ALREADY works for the Kremlin

[Sherman A1]

4. Precisely and the commute

Is much shorter.