I wish I could take credit for this or, at least, give credit for it. It's something I read

[Atticus]

"somewhere" and thought it might be worth a post.

"We live in a country where anyone who wants to can look at photos of the president's naked wife, but no one can look at his tax returns."

[HAB911]

1. True

Link to tweet

[Scarsdale]

5. No mystery there.

Just a gold digging 2 bit whore. I wonder how man of her previous "clients" see her every time she appears with her "hosbond"?

[ET Awful]

8. The only mystery is how ironclad their prenup is.

She sure as hell wouldn't have stuck around this long if it wasn't super tight .

[redstatebluegirl]

9. She is hoping to out live him with his diet.

If her pre nup is not iron clad her grifter kids will have her in court forever.

[Moostache]

2. She disgusts me almost as much as him, MORE sometimes, because she CHOOSES to stay.

They honestly deserve each other's "company" - miserable hatred of self and other and total loneliness in the end before the inevitable divorce.

Here's hoping that she has to stay with him for a very, very long time - as long as it is in prison somewhere. She DID violate immigration laws during her modelling days, so maybe we can get her sent to a detention center under an overpass instead...

[ProudLib72]

3. She let him put his toadstool in her for at least five seconds to make Barron!

Just think about that. Let it sink in...

[Fritz Walter]

4. That's what HE said...

“Let it sink in.”

On the other hand, do we know that they didn’t use IVF to conceive him? His little swimmers may not have been strong and healthy enough to make the long, arduous journey on their own.

[LiberalLovinLug]

7. I can't help sometimes, the image enters my brain

Of a obese fucking sweaty naked Donald almost crushing her as he lays on her grunting and groaning trying to fish out his little mushroom from the folds of fat. I hope it was all worth it for Melania. Actually I don't. Maybe he'll be sued for all he's worth after he leaves office and loses everything, so Melania has no settlement to help erase the memories as I described.

[ProudLib72]

12. Here is an image to help you visualize what took place

[LiberalLovinLug]

13. Oh gawd

thanks?

[chowder66]

10. Maybe she invited him in for insurance.

I don't get why people spend so much time on her (and yet here I am writing something). She married him, she stands by him through thick and thin.
They have their squabbles.
She is most likely attracted to him and his conniving ways. She gets him or she puts on a show. Either way, she's a waste of space just like her husband.

[Honeycombe8]

6. But that's because she sold those pictures for distribution.

The tax returns weren't sold for distribution. Although they should have been turned over in response to the subpoena, and hopefully they will be.

But the tax returns and professional nudies sold for distribution are two different things.

[Jimvanhise]

11. They see nothing.

When Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress, Fox News went crazy. But they have said nothing about Melania's scandalous past.