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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums# What birthday gift would you like to give Trump?

I would give him a cactus with instructions to tell him what to do with it (would have to be in pictures!).

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#### Brawndo

(535 posts)#### sheshe2

(81,580 posts)#### marybourg

(12,314 posts)#### lpbk2713

(42,436 posts)Well planted.

#### Doodley

(8,867 posts)#### ProudMNDemocrat

(15,346 posts)[img]?zz=1[/img]

Because Coal is too good for him.

#### Doodley

(8,867 posts)#### hlthe2b

(99,891 posts)I'd add a gag, though...

#### Doodley

(8,867 posts)#### ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)Fuck your private Vietnam, asshole!

#### Ohiogal

(30,057 posts)A gag for his pie hole, and a prison cell.

#### Dennis Donovan

(18,770 posts)#### Doodley

(8,867 posts)#### panader0

(25,816 posts)#### Doodley

(8,867 posts)#### BillyBobBrilliant

(805 posts)to adorn his coffin with.

#### LonePirate

(13,293 posts)#### Blue Owl

(48,327 posts)n/t

#### Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)#### JesterCS

(1,827 posts)#### VarryOn

(2,343 posts)He probably already has that!

#### No Vested Interest

(5,134 posts)#### Initech

(99,241 posts)#### No Vested Interest

(5,134 posts)However, I don't "hear" the tweets.

The man is not welcome in my home.

Therefore, I have to turn the channel all to frequently to avoid hearing him speak....

#### lettucebe

(2,313 posts)Turds eat turds, right?

#### Doreen

(11,686 posts)and administration in it with him. Forever.

#### redstatebluegirl

(12,243 posts)#### pnwest

(3,251 posts)#### TEB

(12,255 posts)#### Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)#### sdfernando

(4,810 posts)#### nocoincidences

(1,847 posts)#### malaise

(263,888 posts)#### kacekwl

(6,926 posts)Then a choice of hanging or firing squad.

#### Initech

(99,241 posts)Paper Towel brand Paper Towels: For when you simply don't give a fuck!

#### Crunchy Frog

(26,459 posts)#### Volaris

(10,219 posts)#### ecstatic

(32,053 posts)Instructions: Take 80mg of adderall per day (wash it down with caffeinated soda), and eat as many potato chips and cheeseburgers as you can! Enjoy!