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Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:07 PM

What birthday gift would you like to give Trump?

I would give him a cactus with instructions to tell him what to do with it (would have to be in pictures!).

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Reply What birthday gift would you like to give Trump? (Original post)
Doodley Jun 2019 OP
Brawndo Jun 2019 #1
SWBTATTReg Jun 2019 #2
sheshe2 Jun 2019 #3
marybourg Jun 2019 #4
lpbk2713 Jun 2019 #5
Doodley Jun 2019 #25
ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2019 #6
Doodley Jun 2019 #23
hlthe2b Jun 2019 #7
Doodley Jun 2019 #20
ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #8
Ohiogal Jun 2019 #9
Dennis Donovan Jun 2019 #10
Doodley Jun 2019 #24
panader0 Jun 2019 #11
Doodley Jun 2019 #22
BillyBobBrilliant Jun 2019 #12
LonePirate Jun 2019 #13
Blue Owl Jun 2019 #14
Totally Tunsie Jun 2019 #15
JesterCS Jun 2019 #16
VarryOn Jun 2019 #19
No Vested Interest Jun 2019 #17
Initech Jun 2019 #35
No Vested Interest Jun 2019 #40
lettucebe Jun 2019 #18
Doreen Jun 2019 #21
redstatebluegirl Jun 2019 #26
pnwest Jun 2019 #27
TEB Jun 2019 #28
Thomas Hurt Jun 2019 #29
sdfernando Jun 2019 #30
nocoincidences Jun 2019 #31
malaise Jun 2019 #32
kacekwl Jun 2019 #33
Initech Jun 2019 #34
Crunchy Frog Jun 2019 #36
Volaris Jun 2019 #37
ecstatic Jun 2019 #38
lastlib Jun 2019 #39
LuckyCharms Jun 2019 #41

Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:11 PM

1. His very own prison cell

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Response to Brawndo (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:12 PM

2. ...

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:13 PM

3. A one way ticket to hell.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:14 PM

4. None

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:16 PM

5. A size 10 boot.



Well planted.

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:32 PM

25. Planting Instructions: Dig a 12" hole using a shovel. Place in hole, backfill and tread down.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:16 PM

6. A steaming pile of Shit

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Because Coal is too good for him.

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Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:26 PM

23. Will that be gift wrapped or dumped on his head?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:17 PM

7. a straight jacket, for sure...



I'd add a gag, though...

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:23 PM

20. Good one! I agree about adding a gag. Make him laugh!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:20 PM

8. A bigly case of VD

Fuck your private Vietnam, asshole!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:22 PM

9. A bag for over his head

A gag for his pie hole, and a prison cell.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:46 PM

10. I've found the perfect birthday gifts:



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Response to Dennis Donovan (Reply #10)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:28 PM

24. Good color choice, but it would never fit.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:49 PM

11. Five minutes in a closet with me.

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Response to panader0 (Reply #11)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:25 PM

22. Are you going to ???? him?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:50 PM

12. a single wilted rose

to adorn his coffin with.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:53 PM

13. His arrest warrant and eviction papers.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:56 PM

14. A one-way ticket to The Hague

n/t

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:58 PM

15. Rampant jock itch.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 03:59 PM

16. Extra high cholesterol n/t

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Response to JesterCS (Reply #16)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 04:41 PM

19. Given his girth...

He probably already has that!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 04:17 PM

17. Lockjaw....

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Response to No Vested Interest (Reply #17)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 08:41 PM

35. I'd just settle for some nice blisters on his tweet thumbs.

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Response to Initech (Reply #35)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 02:22 AM

40. That works well too.

However, I don't "hear" the tweets.
The man is not welcome in my home.
Therefore, I have to turn the channel all to frequently to avoid hearing him speak....

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 04:29 PM

18. Turd Sandwich

Turds eat turds, right?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:24 PM

21. A 10x10 cell with all of his dictator buddies

and administration in it with him. Forever.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:35 PM

26. An orange jumpsuit for him and his offspring.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:35 PM

27. All the rope he needs to hang himself.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:35 PM

28. Beat him with a baseball bat

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:36 PM

29. Anonymity

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:40 PM

30. a headstone ???

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 05:53 PM

31. A big big heart attack.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 06:08 PM

32. This

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 08:02 PM

33. A menu for his last meal.

Then a choice of hanging or firing squad.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 08:38 PM

34. The same thing he gave Puerto Rico: A nice bag of Paper Towel Brand Paper Towels.

Paper Towel brand Paper Towels: For when you simply don't give a fuck!



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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 08:43 PM

36. Impeachment hearings. n/t

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 09:31 PM

37. A coronary...

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 09:36 PM

38. adderall, potato chips, and unlimited triple cheeseburgers.

Instructions: Take 80mg of adderall per day (wash it down with caffeinated soda), and eat as many potato chips and cheeseburgers as you can! Enjoy!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Fri Jun 14, 2019, 10:58 PM

39. a funeral.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 03:12 AM

41. I'd like to give him an open can of fuck off.

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