What birthday gift would you like to give Trump?

[Doodley]

I would give him a cactus with instructions to tell him what to do with it (would have to be in pictures!).

[Brawndo]

1. His very own prison cell

[SWBTATTReg]

2. ...

[sheshe2]

3. A one way ticket to hell.

[marybourg]

4. None

[lpbk2713]

5. A size 10 boot.

Well planted.

[Doodley]

25. Planting Instructions: Dig a 12" hole using a shovel. Place in hole, backfill and tread down.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. A steaming pile of Shit

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Because Coal is too good for him.

[Doodley]

23. Will that be gift wrapped or dumped on his head?

[hlthe2b]

7. a straight jacket, for sure...

I'd add a gag, though...

[Doodley]

20. Good one! I agree about adding a gag. Make him laugh!

[ProudLib72]

8. A bigly case of VD

Fuck your private Vietnam, asshole!

[Ohiogal]

9. A bag for over his head

A gag for his pie hole, and a prison cell.

[Dennis Donovan]

10. I've found the perfect birthday gifts:

[Doodley]

24. Good color choice, but it would never fit.

[panader0]

11. Five minutes in a closet with me.

[Doodley]

22. Are you going to ???? him?

[BillyBobBrilliant]

12. a single wilted rose

to adorn his coffin with.

[LonePirate]

13. His arrest warrant and eviction papers.

[Blue Owl]

14. A one-way ticket to The Hague

n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

15. Rampant jock itch.

[JesterCS]

16. Extra high cholesterol n/t

[VarryOn]

19. Given his girth...

He probably already has that!

[No Vested Interest]

17. Lockjaw....

[Initech]

35. I'd just settle for some nice blisters on his tweet thumbs.

[No Vested Interest]

40. That works well too.

However, I don't "hear" the tweets.
The man is not welcome in my home.
Therefore, I have to turn the channel all to frequently to avoid hearing him speak....

[lettucebe]

18. Turd Sandwich

Turds eat turds, right?

[Doreen]

21. A 10x10 cell with all of his dictator buddies

and administration in it with him. Forever.

[redstatebluegirl]

26. An orange jumpsuit for him and his offspring.

[pnwest]

27. All the rope he needs to hang himself.

[TEB]

28. Beat him with a baseball bat

[Thomas Hurt]

29. Anonymity

[sdfernando]

30. a headstone ???

[nocoincidences]

31. A big big heart attack.

[malaise]

32. This

[kacekwl]

33. A menu for his last meal.

Then a choice of hanging or firing squad.

[Initech]

34. The same thing he gave Puerto Rico: A nice bag of Paper Towel Brand Paper Towels.

Paper Towel brand Paper Towels: For when you simply don't give a fuck!

[Crunchy Frog]

36. Impeachment hearings. n/t

[Volaris]

37. A coronary...

[ecstatic]

38. adderall, potato chips, and unlimited triple cheeseburgers.

Instructions: Take 80mg of adderall per day (wash it down with caffeinated soda), and eat as many potato chips and cheeseburgers as you can! Enjoy!

[lastlib]

39. a funeral.

[LuckyCharms]

41. I'd like to give him an open can of fuck off.