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Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues Shes Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei
WASHINGTONInforming those in her professional life of her career plans, outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reportedly told colleagues Friday she would be serving for a time as CEO of Google before gradually taking on a permanent position as the sultan of Brunei. Its been the honor of my life to work in the White House, but Im excited to lead a $750 billion company in Silicon Valley and begin my reign as one of the worlds last absolute monarchs, said Huckabee Sanders, explaining she had reluctantly turned down offers to direct the next Star Wars film, design the 2024 Olympic stadium, and become the first person to set foot on Mars, in addition to a lucrative position as head of neurosurgery at the Mayo Clinic.
Saudi Arabia and Monaco were both pursuing me pretty hard with head of state jobs, and Ubers been trying to recruit me for their top post for 19 years now, but those opportunities just didnt have the worklife balance I was looking for. Believe me, it was a tough choice. I spent hours talking it over with my husbands George Clooney, Tom Brady, and Jason Aldean. While Im excited to begin my next chapter, Ill be taking some time off for myself first. So dont be surprised if you see me this summer relief-pitching for the Dodgers or traversing the Congo Rainforest with my best friend, Cardi B! Huckabee Sanders went on to state that she was currently busy reviewing designs for the awards display she will build in the Bruneian palace of Istana Nurul Iman to showcase her multiple Emmys, Pulitzers, and Nobel Peace Prizes.
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Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She's Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO.... (Original Post)
pangaia
Jun 2019
OP
Runway model? Testing structural integrity. First time she has ever been near integrity.
keithbvadu2
Jun 2019
#3
50 Shades Of Blue
(9,975 posts)1. Don't scare me like that, LOL!
pangaia
(24,324 posts)2. Sorry sorry.
Gets harder and harder to tell truth from fiction.
keithbvadu2
(36,775 posts)3. Runway model? Testing structural integrity. First time she has ever been near integrity.
Runway model? Testing structural integrity. First time she has ever been near integrity.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)4. Sounds like something she'd say.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)5. Could very well be true.. who's to say?