Melania is NOT the new Jackie O---she's actually:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

1. More like "Jennie-O"

She's married to a "turkey", after all (with all due apologies to the noble turkey) and that she stands for NOTHING, makes her a "chicken" in the worst way.

[gordianot]

2. The epitaph on her gravestone should match her raincoat.

“I really don’t care. Do U?”

[question everything]

3. Next, Ivanka will be compared to Caroline and... Eric to John Jr.?

[Norbert]

4. Melanoma couldnt even zip up Jackie's evening gown

[Norbert]

5. A far better comparison for Mrs. dump would be Bo Derek

Both of them are connected to right wing extremism and we got to see both of them nekked.

[Anon-C]

6. Oh that Jackie O...whew, because I was going to tell him

...they think you're First Lady material after all, Buddy.

[madinmaryland]

7. I was going to suggest jackalope.

[Cha]

8. The woman married to the "stable genius" is

a Birther who "Doesn't Really Care".. and that's her #bebest.

[struggle4progress]

9. "Melania is the most talented soft-porn star who's ever been our first lady!"

[Tarheel_Dem]

10. Who made that ridiculous claim?

[JI7]

11. trump

[Tarheel_Dem]

12. Well then it must be true.