Nice Twitler takedown. The whole thread is worthy!

[Roland99]

Link to tweet

[ramblin_dave]

1. A link to the full unrolled thread...

https://tttthreads.com/thread/1139745267400368131.html

[Roland99]

2. +1

Thanks

[erronis]

11. Thanks ramblin dave. Well worth the whole read. Great writing!

...

In the nineties, DJT was so in hock he had less money than any of the minorities he hated but that didn’t stop him tossing bank loans around like confetti at a series of piss-worthless business ventures going into the 2010s. These included an airline, a mortgage company, a cosplay university course, a magazine, a board game, and vodka and steak brands, all of which shit the bed faster than a motel drunk on a suicide booze jaunt to Ebola Town. Somewhere along the fucking way, he managed to impregnate one American lady no one remembers and the haunted plastic robot that remains his wife to this day.

...

[malaise]

3. Delish

I hope he sees these threads - more than the hair is unraveling.

The best line

I tried to remain as unbiased as possible in the writing of this article.

[dchill]

4. "...mad king Donnie, Prince of Whales..."

A deserved honorific.

[fierywoman]

9. I thought: Donnie, Prince of Wails.

[trueblue2007]

5. haha urine-hued foot-long cotton candy he erroneously refers to as a haircut tries to flee the Chern

urine-hued foot-long cotton candy he erroneously refers to as a haircut tries to flee the Chernobyl wildlife autopsy of his vindictively butchered scalp.


soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny !!!!

[Different Drummer]

6. "Having inherited a ton of cash but no brains..."

Very accurate!

[Doitnow]

7. Thanks for writing his obituary. He'll certainly go down in history.

[jmowreader]

8. Why do I get the feeling...

that "Bookdigger Jim" really doesn't like Trump all that much?

[Grokenstein]

10. Phenomenal. I thought THIS was the unbeatable:

but it may have just been dethroned!

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[Marie Marie]

12. Delicious - every single word.