Profiles in Crazy, LXXXX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know exactly what I'm doing. . . . When I called for a strike on Iran, I knew I was going to call it back. . . . I planned it that way. . . . now they'll think I just-as-well-as-did-it and be really, really scared of me. . . . Then I pretended to think it was an accident or something, so they can shoot somebody's brother-in-law who nobody liked anyway, and come back to the table. . . . I then (like right now) I told you my plan so they'll know what a great planner I am and give us a great deal! . . . And, can you believe it, all my advisors say I'm crazy, . . . only not to my face."





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Above CAPTION based on Trump's mixed response to Iran shooting down one of our drones as covered by NBC News:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-reportedly-approved-airstrikes-iran-backing-down-n1020086

[SummerSnow]

1. We are in the twilight zone

[underpants]

2. Remember I didn't say I COULD shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue

I said “IF” I did. Fake news. Next question.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. continues:

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"Iran simply made a mistake. . . . They were supposed to attack at the end of next week, after I can't round up enough aliens to deport. . . . And the following week, we have a showdown with North Korea after I can't solve the Iran mess. . . . I'm saving withdrawal for NATO for July."