trump walked away from the Iran Nuclear Deal and now wants to talk to them.

[spanone]

I would tell him to go fuck himself.

...but that's just me.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's going to be just like North Korea.

He thumps his chest and rattles his saber and then falls in love. His next BFF is going to be Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. And to be sure they stay BFFs he'll roll over and let Khamenei pet his belly and tell him what a good boy he is, and he'll tell the world that he's made a beautiful deal, the best deal ever, with Iran where they'll turn their nuclear weapons facilities into a chain of coffee shops and everyone will live happily ever after, especially Iran's ally and weapons seller Putin.

[spanone]

3. this morning he said he wants to 'make Iran great again'

no one in this universe will take this fool seriously

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Iran will play him just like Kim does.

[gratuitous]

5. The Iranians certainly have enough data

They can see as well as anyone else how to play Trump. Whether it's Kim in North Korea or Abe in Japan, a little flattery gets you anything you want out of this idiot. It's going to be better than ipecac watching what happens.

[tanyev]

2. The Shart of the Deal!

[Ohiogal]

6. The whole world is onto this fool.

If he thinks he is the master of the “art of the deal” he’s fooling no one except the 30% or so of Americans who worship in his cult.

[DFW]

7. I would do the opposite. I'd invite him to come for tea.

Oh, so after your saber-rattling, now you want to grovel, Donny Boy? Be our guest! The cameras are rolling!

[struggle4progress]

8. "My dog ate my policy paper! We have a great policy. Actually, it's a very good policy.

Everybody says so. You'd like it. I don't know but that's what people are saying. Many people. Very people. Very very policy. I was going to show it to you but I can't. My dog ate it. But you'd like it if you saw it. That's all I can say. I think the dog liked it. We'll just have to wait and see"