Get your ass off that desk

[dalton99a]

[TeamPooka]

1. "No, you still look bad in that pose too." said every trump photographer ever.

[fierywoman]

2. The bigger he gets, the smaller the hands look.

[Hekate]

3. Ownership pose.

I have never used this smilie before....

[Totally Tunsie]

4. That photo of Frump has been highly altered.

His face and sides have been narrowed, and his fingers have been lengthened - a trick that has been outed by comparisons of other photos.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/01/trumps-social-media-photos-reportedly-altered-to-make-him-look-thinner-and-his-hands-bigger.html

[Maru Kitteh]

14. EXACTLY what I was going to point out. They photoshopped the shit out of this shot.

It's nearly comical. So badly done it really does look nearly as stupid as the subject.

[smirkymonkey]

21. I noticed that as well.

They are trying to make him look thinner and younger, but there is still nothing they can do about the ugly. God, he is just hideous!

[BigmanPigman]

5. They tried to hide his fat in between the dark blue and the black shadow

so you can't tell where one stops and the other starts. A blurred "ambiguous fat shadow" of sorts to trick the viewer's eye. Nice try but doesn't work...too much of the Donald for such a small desk. I am surprised it didn't collapse from all that weight.

[dalton99a]

6. Good point - Make Trump Thin Again, on p. 29:

[BigmanPigman]

9. Yep, hiding in the shadows.

Soon we'll only be able to see parts of his face and head like Brando in Apocalypse Now.

[Midnight Writer]

7. Remember the outrage when Obama put his feet on his desk? Liberal media my ass.

[dalton99a]

8. Yep

[malaise]

16. My first thought n/t

[GoCubsGo]

17. Yeah, that was my first thought when I read the subject line.

My second thought was that I hope his Depends didn't leak. Not only are they going to have to fumigate the White House when that asshole leaves, they're going to have to refinish the Resolute desk. Probably repair some cracks in it, too. What a fucking clown.

[trusty elf]

10. sickening

[not fooled]

11. Whether intentionally or not

whoever made that cover is playing into the orange anus's tiny hands by portraying him amongst the emblems of success and authentic American patriotism, when in reality nothing could be further from the truth.

I get tired of seeing the fake president propped up to look better than he is.

[safeinOhio]

12. Inside Trump's secret plan to stay

out of the joint.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Yesss!

[KG]

15. the sad stupid man never plans anything.

[llmart]

18. Barf worthy.

Time needs to stop feeding these sorts of garbage headlines.

Like he could put together a coherent plan for anything, the dufus.

[Hotler]

19. That reminds me I need to drop the president a note.....

Dear Mr. President,
I saw the picture of you on the cover of Time, and you know, you do have tiny hands.
Sincerely
Sterling Archer

[mnmoderatedem]

20. "My whole life is a bet"

Bullshit. You've had a rich daddy and bankruptcy lawyers to bail you out of failure after failure after failure.

You are a fucking fraud.

[smirkymonkey]

22. "My Whole Life Has Been A Miserable Failure"

There, fixed it.