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Sun Jun 23, 2019, 12:15 AM

Get your ass off that desk

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Reply Get your ass off that desk (Original post)
dalton99a Jun 2019 OP
TeamPooka Jun 2019 #1
fierywoman Jun 2019 #2
Hekate Jun 2019 #3
Totally Tunsie Jun 2019 #4
Maru Kitteh Jun 2019 #14
smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #21
BigmanPigman Jun 2019 #5
dalton99a Jun 2019 #6
BigmanPigman Jun 2019 #9
Midnight Writer Jun 2019 #7
dalton99a Jun 2019 #8
malaise Jun 2019 #16
GoCubsGo Jun 2019 #17
trusty elf Jun 2019 #10
not fooled Jun 2019 #11
safeinOhio Jun 2019 #12
SammyWinstonJack Jun 2019 #13
KG Jun 2019 #15
llmart Jun 2019 #18
Hotler Jun 2019 #19
mnmoderatedem Jun 2019 #20
smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #22

Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 12:25 AM

1. "No, you still look bad in that pose too." said every trump photographer ever.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 12:38 AM

2. The bigger he gets, the smaller the hands look.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:14 AM

3. Ownership pose.

I have never used this smilie before....

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:22 AM

4. That photo of Frump has been highly altered.

His face and sides have been narrowed, and his fingers have been lengthened - a trick that has been outed by comparisons of other photos.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/01/trumps-social-media-photos-reportedly-altered-to-make-him-look-thinner-and-his-hands-bigger.html

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 04:28 AM

14. EXACTLY what I was going to point out. They photoshopped the shit out of this shot.

It's nearly comical. So badly done it really does look nearly as stupid as the subject.


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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 09:57 AM

21. I noticed that as well.

They are trying to make him look thinner and younger, but there is still nothing they can do about the ugly. God, he is just hideous!

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:30 AM

5. They tried to hide his fat in between the dark blue and the black shadow

so you can't tell where one stops and the other starts. A blurred "ambiguous fat shadow" of sorts to trick the viewer's eye. Nice try but doesn't work...too much of the Donald for such a small desk. I am surprised it didn't collapse from all that weight.

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Response to BigmanPigman (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:36 AM

6. Good point - Make Trump Thin Again, on p. 29:

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #6)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:51 AM

9. Yep, hiding in the shadows.

Soon we'll only be able to see parts of his face and head like Brando in Apocalypse Now.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:43 AM

7. Remember the outrage when Obama put his feet on his desk? Liberal media my ass.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 01:48 AM

8. Yep









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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 05:52 AM

16. My first thought n/t

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 06:34 AM

17. Yeah, that was my first thought when I read the subject line.

My second thought was that I hope his Depends didn't leak. Not only are they going to have to fumigate the White House when that asshole leaves, they're going to have to refinish the Resolute desk. Probably repair some cracks in it, too. What a fucking clown.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 02:22 AM

10. sickening

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 02:31 AM

11. Whether intentionally or not

whoever made that cover is playing into the orange anus's tiny hands by portraying him amongst the emblems of success and authentic American patriotism, when in reality nothing could be further from the truth.

I get tired of seeing the fake president propped up to look better than he is.




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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 03:11 AM

12. Inside Trump's secret plan to stay

out of the joint.

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Response to safeinOhio (Reply #12)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 04:27 AM

13. Yesss!

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 05:12 AM

15. the sad stupid man never plans anything.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 08:52 AM

18. Barf worthy.

Time needs to stop feeding these sorts of garbage headlines.

Like he could put together a coherent plan for anything, the dufus.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 09:34 AM

19. That reminds me I need to drop the president a note.....

Dear Mr. President,
I saw the picture of you on the cover of Time, and you know, you do have tiny hands.
Sincerely
Sterling Archer

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 09:44 AM

20. "My whole life is a bet"

Bullshit. You've had a rich daddy and bankruptcy lawyers to bail you out of failure after failure after failure.

You are a fucking fraud.

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Response to dalton99a (Original post)

Sun Jun 23, 2019, 09:59 AM

22. "My Whole Life Has Been A Miserable Failure"

There, fixed it.

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