Revealed: Trump's Thursday speech

[jmowreader]

(The scene: Trump ascends to the podium wearing an unseasonably warm trench coat that’s eight sizes too large for anyone. Leading him up the stairs are a group of Proud Boys leading pit bulls. He raises his hands and forms them into the shape of a T, then begins to sing...)

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to the show
To feel that warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Well, I’ve got some bad news for you, Sunshine
Trump isn’t well. He stayed back at the hotel.
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
And now we’ll find out where you fans really stand!

Are there any Mexicans in the theater tonight?
Get ‘em up against the wall! (Against - the - wall!)
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me
Put him up against the wall! (against - the - wall)
That one looks liberal. And there’s one from Fake News!
Get rid of him before I blow a fuse!
There’s one smoking a joint, and that one’s got spots
If I had my way I’d have all of you shot!

[larwdem]

1. good one

that is great

[cos dem]

2. Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are!

[mr_lebowski]

3. you're nearly a good laugh almost worth a quick grin with your head down in the pig bin

what do you hope to find ... down in the pig mine?

[BigmanPigman]

4. Hey dude, you beat me to it!

I made these...The Wall one is on my car right now after I made a brand, spanking new one today to mark the occasion of the crisis 30 miles from me at the border. It is next to my Lock Him Up sticker.

[mr_lebowski]

5. You know I thought of ya ;) Cool badges you made there! (nt)

[BigmanPigman]

6. Thanks.

They are all bumper stickers I make by hand...xacto knife, color printer, can of spray glue and 4 years and a degree in Fine Arts are the results of my past life as an illustrator. No big bucks there, actually no bucks there at all. Back to college again and I entered the high paying field of public education....man, I'm pretty stupid (must be those paint fumes). I think I need to go back to college again since I obviously am not learning.

[smirkymonkey]

7. These are great Bigman!

You should start a little side business doing this! I'm sure you would have plenty of customers!

[BigmanPigman]

8. It is a labor of love since it takes me a long time to make them.

I give them away to friends and family. I also made a lot of little tRump pins which I do give away to tons of people for free (when I get a compliment...I carry extras with me). I wish I had a lot of Russian nesting dolls. I broke up my set to make a pin for me and decided to make a bunch similar in shape and idea. I have worn the same earrings since he was inaugurated. I will wear them until he is gone! It is a fashion "don't" and I wish I could wear my other zillion earrings but this is a personal matter with me..."if I wear them, he will go away" (sort of like Field of Dreams).