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Wed Aug 29, 2012, 01:54 PM

Rude Pundit knocks it out of the park

with his description of Christie's eulogy to Republican Economics:

"Imagine you have a friend who a few years back heard that if you feed poodles money they will shit out gold bricks. So your friend starts feeding his hard-earned cash to all the pampered poodles he can find, and they gobble those bills down." clip

"Still, he clings to this bizarre, completely disproven idea: poodles shit gold. Now, after some time, he's low on cash. You tell your friend to stop putting out plates of money for the goddamned poodles. No, your friend says. Instead, he must cut back on other things, like doctor visits and food and more, just so he'll have the spare money to give the fucking dogs. "One day, these little bitches are gonna pay off," he tells you, sounding completely crazy, "and I'll be on easy street." But until then, he's just got hands that stink like dog shit. clip

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Wed Aug 29, 2012, 02:25 PM

1. right on rude. i hear him on the stephanie miller show. i could do with out stephanie but rude and

 

charlie pierce are great to listen to . love jim ward though i wish he would go back to writing the "bits" he used to. ever since he won that award he stopped doing that. too bad for me.

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Wed Aug 29, 2012, 02:27 PM

2. 67 recs and counting

 

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