''He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity...''

[Soph0571]

Heh.

Apropos.

[Roland99]

1. All fitting except the "active" part

At least physically

[thesquanderer]

3. He plays golf. A lot. (n/t)

[Roland99]

4. I'm sure he carts from hole to hole. There's no real activity there

[sir pball]

5. Doesn't he use a cart though?

At that point golf loses whatever tenuous claim to a "sport" it has and becomes just a game on a very big board.

[Mr.Bill]

10. He drives his cart onto the putting greens.

That's how lazy he is. That will get you kicked off most golf courses.

[Ilsa]

14. Which is probably why he only plays at his own courses. nt

[Roland99]

15. Jeezus

[sir pball]

18. Yeah, I had heard that

What a piece of...doody-caca, as my 6yo niece says.

[sprinkleeninow]

22. Spot on, little one!

* does give a exerted swing of a club here and there, gotta give him that. Oof!

[Danascot]

24. Back in more innocent times

I thought the news that he drives his cart on putting greens would end his xresidency. What kind of monster does that!

[Bluepinky]

30. He has active bowels.

He tweets on the toilet a lot (his “golden throne”).

[IrishEyes]

35. His thumbs are quite active as well as his mouth.

He is constantly tweeting and he is constantly talking about himself.

[riversedge]

2. drats. I wanted to poach your poster and post on twitter but twitter is still down

[MineralMan]

6. Oh, SNAP!

You win the Internet today.

[Blue Owl]

7. Perfection

[Harker]

8. "ish"? n/t

[Soph0571]

9. Yeah - but yu can't mess with the great word of orwell

that would be rude... heh

[Harker]

23. Fair enough. n/t

[sandensea]

11. Poor Parsons. He was dense and cowardly but well-meaning.

Cheeto, on the hand, is a cynical bastard. A conman very much like Mussolini - except Mussolini at least got a good amount of infrastructure done for Italy.



"Double-plus good, this is."

[Karadeniz]

12. That man had a crystal ball! Thanks!

[Goodheart]

13. Orwell was describing a follower, not the head of the Party.

I don't think even Orwell could have envisioned a system of such TOP TO BOTTOM stupidity.

[bigbrother05]

16. Well, he is following Pootie's orders

But you are right about Top to Bottom stupidity. That's probably our best hope to survive this Junta.

[Soph0571]

21. I interpret it as

Trump is a good worker for the party of Putin...

[grantcart]

28. Putin is still firmly in charge

[brush]

17. I knew this link had to be about trump. What a perfect discription.

[geardaddy]

19. Very fitting

though I wish Orwell hadn't named the character that name or I wish my parents had read 1984 before naming me.

[H2O Man]

20. Recommended.

Beauty. Thank you!

[Ferrets are Cool]

25. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. nt

[MoonRiver]

26. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PERFECT!

[underthematrix]

27. #TraitorTrump's paralyzing stupidity certainly has the GOP senate paralyzed with fear

Link to tweet

[PatrickforO]

29. I'll sure go with the paralyzing stupidity. n/t

[mojowork_n]

31. the "stability" of both parties depends on people just like this. eom

[Uncle Joe]

32. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread Soph.

[Brainstormy]

33. The "active" part could only apply to his thumbs. n/t

[calimary]

34. Another great graphic!

[underpants]

36. Well he called that