Michael Avenatti's BLOCKBUSTER News Conference On The Release Of Michael Cohen Files

[jberryhill]

The other day, the US District Court for the Southern District of New York released the remaining Michael Cohen materials with the shocking revelation that Donald Trump knew of the hush money payment, and that there was a flurry of communications among Cohen, Trump, Hicks and Conway at that time.

To help us all understand the importance of these materials, Michael Avenatti, who does not actually represent anyone for any purpose relating to Cohen, and who is probably going to end up in jail for ripping of Stormy Daniels among others, helpfully held a press conference to explain it all to us:

[hlthe2b]

1. I really don't like pathos...nor self-destruction, so I'm just going to turn the page (so-to-speak)

[Afromania]

2. Why? His 15 minutes are up thanks to his own doings.

He needs to just quietly sink into the background and hope he doesn't end up in prison.

[jberryhill]

6. .

[JHB]

3. There are Blockbusters left for him to hold it in?

[jberryhill]

4. I think VHS movie rental is a more promising business than Avenatti's future

[yardwork]

8. Thread win!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. He'll probably try to take credit for uncovering the Cohen/Trump/Daniels deal,

claim the Feds wouldn’t have been able to do it without him, complain that it’s not fair for a patriot like him to be prosecuted; “Is this all the thanks I get?” He sounds more and more like Trump every day and he really needs to shut up.

[jberryhill]

7. .

[yardwork]

9. He seems to be cross with you.

[jberryhill]

10. And everyone else

[Indykatie]

11. How the Mighty Have Fallen. I Wasn't a Fan But I Never Expected Avenatti to Implode so Thoroughly.

[MichMan]

12. Is he still living off the money he stole from his clients?

[jberryhill]

13. It's tough to say what he's living on

He has two criminal trials and a disbarment proceeding coming up, so he's going to be living on our dime before long.