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Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:49 PM

And now I lay me down to sleep

I pray we thwart a fucking creep
If he should die before I wake
I'll buy myself champagne and cake.


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Reply And now I lay me down to sleep (Original post)
Goodheart Jul 2019 OP
Goodheart Jul 2019 #1
UniteFightBack Jul 2019 #3
UniteFightBack Jul 2019 #2
Goodheart Jul 2019 #4
democratisphere Jul 2019 #5
Goodheart Jul 2019 #6
HipChick Jul 2019 #7
Pacifist Patriot Jul 2019 #14
dalton99a Jul 2019 #8
murielm99 Jul 2019 #9
ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #10
Goodheart Jul 2019 #12
canetoad Jul 2019 #11
elocs Jul 2019 #13
Mira Jul 2019 #15
Goodheart Jul 2019 #16

Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:56 PM

1. Too morbid?

I KNOW I'm not alone.

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Response to Goodheart (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:58 PM

3. Not compared to what my pets have heard.

 

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:57 PM

2. I can't tell you how many times I have thought very bad things and orated them out loud for

 

my pets to hear. So basically I'm with you except I'd change the last line to:

I'll buy myself some beer and cake. -- and I'm gonna eat that shit for breakfast.

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Response to UniteFightBack (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:59 PM

4. Good edit! Done.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:14 PM

5. How are you going to buy beer and cake if you are dead?!

Better go get some of both right now, before it might be too late!

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:16 PM

6. Not ME, silly. :)

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:17 PM

7. I'm going all out...

Wine and crackers...I know they don't rhyme..

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Response to HipChick (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 01:31 PM

14. I'm throwing a huge bash with five course meal and an open bar.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:04 AM

8. He can't defy Mother Nature.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:39 AM

9. I've thought worse.

I have said it out loud to my husband. It does not leave the house.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:55 AM

10. I disapprove

I'm sorry, but I just can't abide this. I am imagining chocolate cake being ruined by beer. Champagne and cake.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 09:58 AM

12. Good edit. Done!

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 01:09 AM

11. Excellet poetry

You deserve a spot as Poet Laureate.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 11:43 AM

13. I don't want Trump to die in office because that would make him a martyr

to his tens of millions of loyal followers who would be very much alive.
I would rather see Trump humiliated at the polls in 2020 because that's how we should do it in a democracy as opposed to hoping for our opponents deaths.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2019, 01:29 AM

15. Like it so much! My version:

If he should die before i wake
I hope to God the news ainít fake.

We shall over come. Even this.

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Response to Mira (Reply #15)

Wed Jul 31, 2019, 08:24 AM

16. Even better!

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