Pennsylvania woman who urinated on bucket of potatoes at Walmart turns herself in

[Calculating]

What in the actual hell is wrong with people these days? Licking ice cream, licking medical instruments, peeing on potatoes, etc. Has our society really fallen so low that tampering with food is the trendy thing to do these days?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pennsylvania-woman-urinated-bucket-potatoes-160500462.html
A Pennsylvania woman who is accused of urinating into a bin of potatoes in the middle of a Walmart has turned herself in, according to KDKA.

The woman, who is charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkness, was caught on the store's surveillance video last week. Police have identified her as 20-year-old Grace Brown.

"Ms. Brown along with her attorney came to the station where she identified herself as the person urinating on the potatoes," the West Mifflin Borough Police Department said in a statement.

The video shows Brown relieving herself inside the Walmart produce section at approximately 10:10 p.m. last Wednesday.

Police were tipped off by an employee who noticed a puddle of urine on the store's floor. They then referred to the video, which showed Brown peeing directly into a bin of potatoes. Brown allegedly left the Walmart immediately afterward.

[Jake Stern]

1. People really need to go to jail for this shit

Food tampering is a serious thing.

[jberryhill]

2. They caught her because....

...even the potatoes have eyes!

[zooks]

10. lol

[RKP5637]

3. Must have been pissed off about something so took it out on the potatoes to bring a new

meaning to being pissed off. Live action reality show!

[zackymilly]

4. Is food tampering the new Tide Pod challenge? Go back to Tide Pods.

At least that way you are only hurting yourself.

[Demovictory9]

5. good

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[snort]

6. Potatoes Au Squatin'

[zooks]

9. LOL

[CurtEastPoint]

11. THAT, my friend, is priceless! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

[Takket]

17. + infinity

[Skittles]

7. gross

I hope she gets help because it's pretty obvious this young lady has a severe alcohol problem

[Disaffected]

8. Mmmmm,

pees and potatoes.

[Kittycow]

12. Did you just say that out loud...

[Disaffected]

15. Sure,

it's my favourite side.

[kskiska]

13. I've noticed a stunning increase in disgusting conditions in public restrooms lately.

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Sometimes it's difficult to imagine the gymnastics required to make such a mess in a stall.

[Igel]

16. And yet it's unclear

that any attempt to find an excuse for the person is appropriate.

I've found a number of people who really like the idea of hurting, embarrassing, humiliating, or otherwise wronging other people. Even if they don't know them, even if they don't have any chance of seeing the hurt, it just makes them happy to think about wronging others.

Perhaps its the same percentage as when I was a kid but the envelope's been pushed. So one kid peed in a teacher's trash can and thought it funny at the idea of an poor, old brown-skinned immigrant having to clean up his piss. If he wasn't the son of a poor brown-skinned immigrant, also from Mexico or central America, perhaps we'd have a name for it. Affluenza? No. Racism? Hardly. Perhaps ageism? But he had to bring class and ethnicity into it.

Another kid discharged pepper spray in a bathroom. It got him, too. But he just thought it would be funny, esp. for the guys who were taking a dump or a leak. He didn't have any reason to hurt them. He just thought it funny that he could do something like that. Not hateful, per say.

[lpbk2713]

14. That wasn't very Graceful.

...

[Takket]

18. She seems like a keeper.

[Codeine]

19. Yukon Gold. nt

[Takket]

20. Look this is serious stuff

Let’s not sit here and mash together a bunch of jokes. What happened here chips away at the foundations of society! This woman was completely baked and created a hazmat situation. Someday she will pass this bad behavior on to her tots!!!

So let’s gnocchi off the bad puns and get serious about peeling away the skin of these issues to get at the core of the problem underneath.