Jeremy Newberger is cracking me up: Proud Boys always look like ...

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Downtown Hound]

1. LOL. Those are some good ones!

[cwydro]

2. CNN is interviewing a POC proud boy right now.

He’s an asshole.

[demmiblue]

8. A few moments ago, MSNBC had a commentator on with unicorns in the background.

The blow-up kind, like the T-Rex costumes that have popped up everywhere.

The Proud Boys shouldn't be given the opportunity for any interviews, imo.

[Hekate]

17. He's a plant

[SeattleVet]

21. He's not as intelligent as most plants.

[backscatter712]

45. What's the name of that Harriet Beecher Stowe character?

It's at the tip of my tongue!

[cwydro]

46. Ha.

[samnsara]

3. ive got the scanner on Portland.. and its pretty quiet except for the usual..

..portlandy-goofy characters getting the cops attn.

[FM123]

4. Proud Boys always look like the before picture of every before & after ad....

[ismnotwasm]

5. Retweeted everyone of those

It was cathartic

[demmiblue]

10. This one is gold:

Link to tweet

I'm cracking up over here!

[ismnotwasm]

15. Bahahahahaha

That one too

[Luciferous]

20. That one is my favorite!

[mcar]

23. ...

[smirkymonkey]

44. Ha! That's a good one!

[empedocles]

6. ok

[Demovictory9]

7. they look like over the hill out of shape boy scouts

my apologies to boy scouts

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. The guy in the first photo wearing a onesie

PATHETIC!

Can't zip it up?

DOUBLE PATHETIC!

[Bob Loblaw]

14. At least they're showing respect for the flag

At first glance I thought the guy in the onesie was Stooge Curly Howard.

[ChubbyStar]

36. Looking at that my first thought was WTF?

Second thought WTF?

[captain queeg]

11. Do any of them have jobs?

I’m guessing mom or dad financed their trip to Portland to get them the hell out of the house.

[Takket]

12. Putin is laughing his ass off and eating popcorn watching our country divide itself up

[ancianita]

25. +1 Truth. On his way to "handle" VZ cuz dopey donnie's "got this."

[brer cat]

13. LOL nt

[love_katz]

16. Kick and rec.

I regret that I can only rec this once. Loving these tweets.

[Scurrilous]

18. K&R

[musette_sf]

19. f'n K to the R

I never log into my Twitter account but had to for this comedy GOLD

[musette_sf]

22. muahahahahahaha

Link to tweet

?s=20

[ChubbyStar]

37. She looks really miserable.....GOOD!

Boyfriend Macho religious/patriot dude looks like a fucking nob. How the fuck do people end up so stupid?

[Historic NY]

24. Is the guy in the first picture wearing a flag onesie???

[meadowlander]

29. Yep, nothing says "I love America" like stuffing your crotch into Old Glory.

[HipChick]

31. Lol!...looks like it...are grown men in onesie's a thing?

[dchill]

26. Still can't figure out what it is they're proud of.

Whoops, ended that sentence with a preposition. They'll gang up on me, now!

[meadowlander]

30. Being white and having penises? They certainly haven't accomplished anything else with their lives.

[Grasswire2]

27. Remember when we used to mock the Freepers?

These are the likely progeny of those losers. LOSERS.

Although I doubt that many were able to reproduce.

[lastlib]

32. If they can reproduce, the question becomes....

...what did they MATE WITH? certainly not a self-respecting primate......?

Sheep, I could maybe see..........

[Thunderbeast]

28. I JUST WANT THEM THE F**K OUT OF MY NEIGHBIRHOOD!

GO HOME!

READ YOUR F**KIN' BIBLES!

Crawl back in your holes.

STOP BREEDING MORE LIKE YOUR SORRY SELVES!

That is all.

[CanonRay]

33. What a toxic mix of racism and radical Christianity

makes me want to puke

[Leghorn21]

34. Aw man, this is MAGNIFICENT!!

Thankyoo blue!!!

[demmiblue]

38. ...

[UniteFightBack]

35. They should be the embarrassed boys. nt

[Talitha]

39. They look like Garbage Pail Kids that are all dressed up for Halloween.

[demmiblue]

42. Well, this is their leader:

[Talitha]

43. HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for that!

[Progressive Jones]

40. I wonder if the "Proud Boys" know that their "colors"

are the same as the colors of the Latin Kings street gang...

[pecosbob]

41. I think they all look like basement-dwelling dungeons and dragons role-players.

A comic-con for closeted nazis.

[lpbk2713]

47. They're genuinely pissed.

Thirty years old and they haven't been laid yet.