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Mon Aug 19, 2019, 11:06 PM

Leading Haruspex Certain of Democratic Victory



Britain’s leading haruspex, Mathghamhain son of Arthmael has successfully predicted the date of 29 of the last 30 solstices by inspecting the entrails of animals.

Upon recently vivisecting the liver of a donkey, he observed a thick black bile. “Normally, that would not bode well for them, but with mercury in retrograde, well, you can just see how this portends a Democratic wave election.”

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Mon Aug 19, 2019, 11:11 PM

1. i just knew you were woo

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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 19, 2019, 11:14 PM

2. No. It's just that I keep to our traditional religious traditions


With this news in, then we don’t have to sacrifice a Minnesota Senator to propitiate the electoral spirits.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 19, 2019, 11:18 PM

3. but but the entrails !!1!




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