Vlad's BFF. . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald ("Want a pardon?" ) Trump is saying: "That's the kind of question I'd expect from you. You're fake news is what you are! . . . And no, I don't feel the least responsible for us having to pull a deep-asset spy from Russia because I was joking around with some Russians in the Oval Office. . . . If he was against Putin, how in the devil could we trust him? . . . Use your head."

[underpants]

1. I don't like spies. All they do is mess up my personal relationships with intelligence

and I don’t like that.

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Did we just hear his

admission of guilt? Nance was dead nuts on from the get go. This POS was flipped back in the eighties and we are in deep crap as a result.

[skip fox]

3. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' true mind-set for satiric purposes.

[Wellstone ruled]

4. The Photo with the Tag line

tells a story in millions of words as to what that image is portraying about the character in the photo.

Scary thoughts but true.

[dmr]

5. Did he actually say this, or is this satire?

Sickens me that I even have to ask this.

[skip fox]

6. satire

[dmr]

8. Thank you

It's a shame that I even had to ask.

[skip fox]

7. Trump is onto another topic:

"John Bolton didn't quit. . . . He was fired! . . . And if you don't believe it, just ask me."

[Meadowoak]

9. "Brains.......I need brains!!!11!!"

[Johonny]

10. We are heavily vetting the people of Alabama. We're with those people. We want to help.

But you can't let a bad person in with the good. There will be vetting. Heavy vetting. Possibly heavy petting too. I don't know. I'm not sure how the system works. But it works. Much better now than with Obama. We made changes. So many changes. Very good changes. Good changes. But the people of Alabama, let me repeat, Alabama. We have their backs. They're good people. Mostly. Mostly. The people of Alabama.